i’m rewatching the season one finale of stranger things and it occurs to me that the nailbat and lighter that steve totes around in season two are technically nancy and jonathan’s things? but then steve still has both of those things either on him, or in his car, a whole year later? related question: why, in the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Seventeen, are we still resolving love triangles with a breakup instead of, oh, i don’t know, a fucking obvious already-subtextual threesome

and while i’m at it, the season one finale also makes it clear that the replacement camera is a joint gift from nancy AND steve?? so….. like….. how the fucketh come they aren’t all chaperoning the dance together right now? blushing and ducking their heads when they make eye contact because it’s so new and suburbia in the 80s Did Not Really Prepare Them For This??? steve calling jonathan a nerd while he pops his collar up for him, jonathan taking unflattering pictures of steve’s hair, nancy laughing at them and switching between them to dance to the slow songs????? netflix, we gotta do everything? we gotta write this happy lil triangle ourselves?? we gotta chop wood and knit our fuckin socks by hand too????

seduce me with ur history knowledge 

vikings made their woman handle the finances because they thought math is witchcraft

During a military campaign, Vlad the Impaler, the basis for Dracula, once pulled his troops out of a major engagement in a valley at dusk so that the sun was in their enemies’ eyes. Once they were over the hill, they set loose a bunch of rabid bats who flew away from the sun (towards the enemy) and attacked them, leading to significant infection in their ranks, and Vlad’s eventual victory. Because of how the bats appeared from where Vlad’s soldiers appeared to be at dusk, myth stated that the soldiers turned into bats at night, which is where the “Dracula can change into a bat” thing came from.

raphael, the renaissance painter, literally fucked himself to death

during the Ottoman Empire, the Sultan Ibrahim I had 280 of his concubines drowned in the ocean after ONE of them slept with another man.

The earths carbon levels fell by 700 million tons because Genghis Khan killed so many people

King James (the one known for revising the Bible) liked to watch women give birth. That’s where the “tradition” of women laying on their backs to give birth comes from.

Previous to that it was common for women to have chairs with holes in them and straw underneath, so they could sit on this special chair and let gravity help with the birthing process.

Spicy foods were thought to increase libido and cause children to masturbate. To prevent kids from touching themselves at night, a man named Kellogg invented the blandest combination of cereals, marketed it at kids, and called it Corn Flakes

At the Battle of Gettysburg during the American Civil War, a small group of Union soldiers had run out of ammo against a large group of the Confederate Army. In a panic, the Union soldiers sprinted at them, screaming, with only bayonets drawn. The entire Confederate Army that was present turned and ran away in fear, not knowing that they had literally no ammunition.

When the Roman Emperor Caligula went to invade Britain he stood on the coast of Gaul with his army and suddenly declared war on Neptune, God of the Sea. He had his men collect sea shells from the shore as “spoils from the Ocean”.

Oh and he appointed his horse to the senate.

During the Austro-Prussian war of 1868, Liechtenstein sent over an army of 80 people, but ended up coming back with 81 people because they befriended a guy on the other side.

People refused to send art and sculptures to be displayed at the Chicago World’s Fair because of Chicago’s history with fire. They had to fireproof the Fine Arts building to get people to agree to loan them their art. A year after the fair closed most of the grounds were destroyed by fire but the Fine Arts building survived. It’s now the Museum of Science and Industry.

The carbon emissions thing from Ghenghis Khan is not the whole story. He also planted trees wherever he conquered land because he liked trees and thought they were important. He conquered enough to make an impact on the global climate.

Radu III, brother of Vlad III( Vlad the Impaler)  nearly killed Mehmed II, the future Sultan of the Ottoman’s, after Mehmed invited him up to his chambers. Radu, seemingly unaware that the offer was sexual in nature, was startled when Mehmed embraced and then tried to kiss him. Radu stabbed the prince in the leg, then ran and hid in a tree. They later became lovers, and maintained a relationship for the rest of their lives

Just googled the last one because holy shit that’s magnificent and seemed to good to be true, but not only did it actually happen, but I also learned that radu was known as “radu the beautiful”

fun date idea: stab him in the leg

“The Favorite” by Omar Rayyan

Favorite what? Demon?!

Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.

18th century Lilo and Stitch

so i looked up some of this guys other stuff and I

uh

what the fuck

sexy parrot girls yeah ok

oh look the demon has little babies

HOLY WOW IT GOT EVEN BETTER.

…Goodness.

Dearie me, what is this that just popped up on my dash.

What is that orange dragon doing? Yoga or ballet? 😱

his best!

I went to his website and he has a photo of himself:

I love??? so much???

The orange dragon thing is obviously having a spa day, damn.

We all deserve a little pampering.

7 Ways to be More Productive with Less Effort

1.Sort out your priorities. Make time to honestly reflect on your life, and to think about what is important to you. Where are you going? What do you want? What are the steps that will take you there?

2. Focus on the essential tasks. Next, think about your short term responsibilities. Ask yourself: “Out of all the tasks that I have to do, which will get me the greatest return for my time and effort?” Make a list of these types of tasks — they’re your most important things to do this week.

3. Eliminate what you can. Now look at your list. What on the list is not essential? Is there anything there that you can drop from your schedule, delegate to someone else, or put on a “waiting list”. Often when we review these non-essentials later, we find they weren’t necessary at all.

4. Do essential tasks first. Begin each day by doing the two most important tasks. Don’t wait until later in the day as they’ll get pushed aside to make time for other stuff that arises throughout the day. You’ll find that if you do these tasks right away, your productivity will really increase.

5. Eliminate distractions. If you allow yourself to be constantly interrupted by email notifications, IM, cell phones, social media and so on, then you’ll never be productive. Turn them and, if you can, disconnect yourself from the internet.

6. Keep it simple. Don’t waste time on applications that are meant to organise your schedule. Make a simple to-do list with a word document, or with some paper and a pen. Then get started on whatever work you had planned on doing.

7. Do one thing at a time. In most situations, multi-tasking slows you down. You can’t get things done with a million things demanding your attention. Focus on what’s in front of you, to the exclusion of all else. That way, you are likely to achieve more, in less time, and with less effort.

“The Favorite” by Omar Rayyan

Favorite what? Demon?!

Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.

18th century Lilo and Stitch

so i looked up some of this guys other stuff and I

uh

what the fuck

sexy parrot girls yeah ok

oh look the demon has little babies

HOLY WOW IT GOT EVEN BETTER.

…Goodness.

Dearie me, what is this that just popped up on my dash.

What is that orange dragon doing? Yoga or ballet? 😱

his best!

I went to his website and he has a photo of himself:

I love??? so much???

The orange dragon thing is obviously having a spa day, damn.

We all deserve a little pampering.

The End of The F***king World- SOUNDTRACK

S1-EP 1 (8 songs):

S1-EP 2 (13 songs):

S1-EP 3 (6 songs):

S1-EP 4 (6 songs):

S1-EP 5 (3 songs):

S1-EP 6 (3 songs):

S1-EP 7 (7 songs):

S1-EP 8 (3 songs):

all creds to : tunefind

isn’t rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff

No, thats rigor mortis

rick and morty is a type of tube-shaped pasta

You’re thinking of rigatoni

rick and morty is a numbering system that ranks earthquakes based on seismograph oscillations

no, youre thinking of richter scale.

rick and morty is the pixar movie about a rat who wants to learn how to cook among humans

nah, thats ratatouille

rick and morty is the rich kid from fairly odd parents 

That’s Remy Buxaplenty,

Rick and Morty is when you send somone a link or a video and “Never Give You Up” plays

you’re thinking of Rickrolling

Rick and Morty is the 1893 short story by Rudyard Kipling about a young mongoose

no, that’s Rikki Tikki Tavi…

Rick and Morty is a Latin-American pop star best known for “Livin’ La Vida Loca”

No, that’s Ricky Martin.

Rick and Morty is the packaged rice mix that comes in different flavors and is called “the San Francisco treat”.

No, that’s Rice a Roni

Rick and Morty is the term for a lengthy and complicated procedure

No, that’s a rigamarole.

Rick and Morty is a two or three-wheeled passenger cart.

anyone in this thread smoke weed

seduce me with ur history knowledge 

vikings made their woman handle the finances because they thought math is witchcraft

During a military campaign, Vlad the Impaler, the basis for Dracula, once pulled his troops out of a major engagement in a valley at dusk so that the sun was in their enemies’ eyes. Once they were over the hill, they set loose a bunch of rabid bats who flew away from the sun (towards the enemy) and attacked them, leading to significant infection in their ranks, and Vlad’s eventual victory. Because of how the bats appeared from where Vlad’s soldiers appeared to be at dusk, myth stated that the soldiers turned into bats at night, which is where the “Dracula can change into a bat” thing came from.

raphael, the renaissance painter, literally fucked himself to death

during the Ottoman Empire, the Sultan Ibrahim I had 280 of his concubines drowned in the ocean after ONE of them slept with another man.

The earths carbon levels fell by 700 million tons because Genghis Khan killed so many people

King James (the one known for revising the Bible) liked to watch women give birth. That’s where the “tradition” of women laying on their backs to give birth comes from.

Previous to that it was common for women to have chairs with holes in them and straw underneath, so they could sit on this special chair and let gravity help with the birthing process.

Spicy foods were thought to increase libido and cause children to masturbate. To prevent kids from touching themselves at night, a man named Kellogg invented the blandest combination of cereals, marketed it at kids, and called it Corn Flakes

At the Battle of Gettysburg during the American Civil War, a small group of Union soldiers had run out of ammo against a large group of the Confederate Army. In a panic, the Union soldiers sprinted at them, screaming, with only bayonets drawn. The entire Confederate Army that was present turned and ran away in fear, not knowing that they had literally no ammunition.

When the Roman Emperor Caligula went to invade Britain he stood on the coast of Gaul with his army and suddenly declared war on Neptune, God of the Sea. He had his men collect sea shells from the shore as “spoils from the Ocean”.

Oh and he appointed his horse to the senate.

During the Austro-Prussian war of 1868, Liechtenstein sent over an army of 80 people, but ended up coming back with 81 people because they befriended a guy on the other side.

People refused to send art and sculptures to be displayed at the Chicago World’s Fair because of Chicago’s history with fire. They had to fireproof the Fine Arts building to get people to agree to loan them their art. A year after the fair closed most of the grounds were destroyed by fire but the Fine Arts building survived. It’s now the Museum of Science and Industry.

The carbon emissions thing from Ghenghis Khan is not the whole story. He also planted trees wherever he conquered land because he liked trees and thought they were important. He conquered enough to make an impact on the global climate.

Radu III, brother of Vlad III( Vlad the Impaler)  nearly killed Mehmed II, the future Sultan of the Ottoman’s, after Mehmed invited him up to his chambers. Radu, seemingly unaware that the offer was sexual in nature, was startled when Mehmed embraced and then tried to kiss him. Radu stabbed the prince in the leg, then ran and hid in a tree. They later became lovers, and maintained a relationship for the rest of their lives

Just googled the last one because holy shit that’s magnificent and seemed to good to be true, but not only did it actually happen, but I also learned that radu was known as “radu the beautiful”

fun date idea: stab him in the leg

i’m rewatching the season one finale of stranger things and it occurs to me that the nailbat and lighter that steve totes around in season two are technically nancy and jonathan’s things? but then steve still has both of those things either on him, or in his car, a whole year later? related question: why, in the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Seventeen, are we still resolving love triangles with a breakup instead of, oh, i don’t know, a fucking obvious already-subtextual threesome

and while i’m at it, the season one finale also makes it clear that the replacement camera is a joint gift from nancy AND steve?? so….. like….. how the fucketh come they aren’t all chaperoning the dance together right now? blushing and ducking their heads when they make eye contact because it’s so new and suburbia in the 80s Did Not Really Prepare Them For This??? steve calling jonathan a nerd while he pops his collar up for him, jonathan taking unflattering pictures of steve’s hair, nancy laughing at them and switching between them to dance to the slow songs????? netflix, we gotta do everything? we gotta write this happy lil triangle ourselves?? we gotta chop wood and knit our fuckin socks by hand too????

Stephen Takes Issue With The ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ Issue

CHILDHOOD BACK

AND CALVIN IS WITH THE GIRL THAT HATED HIM ASFHAGS

im crying a lil bit

I need this in my tumblr forever.

is anyone gonna talk about how his kids name is bacon???

HE’S WITH SUZIE THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD OTP

who names their kid bacon

Calvin and Hobbes were Reformation-era philosophers, as was Frances Bacon. I’m better his daughter’s name is actually Frances, but he calls her by the appropriate last name of the philosopher, just as Calvin and Hobbes are last names.

is no one gonna talk about how the girls afraid of Donald Trump in her closet

I think Trump being the boogeyman makes perfect sense…

There is literally nothing about this post that I don’t love.

i can’t believe all the people losing their shit over this post are the same people who make ‘triggered’ jokes.

Here’s the thing.

If you at all monitor your language based on your audience—avoiding curse words in front of kids, using bigger words in front of your boss—you obviously care about the impression your words give people. 

Do you avoid talking about the attractive sex after your bestie’s breakup? Congratulations, friend, you’re being a decent human being.

Your friend wishes you call them Charlie instead of Charlotte. It’s just a nickname. Would you say “No, your birth certificate says Charlotte so I’m calling you Charlotte?”

Your co-worker tells you that he gets extremely uncomfortable when you clap him on the shoulder, due to a creepy uncle who did the same thing. Do you make a point to clap him on the shoulder every time you see him?

It is really not that difficult to be “politically correct.” It does not mean that you must eliminate all opinions completely, it merely means—at a basic level—that you should attempt to be aware of your audience and how your words and actions affect them. 

Don’t call it being “PC,” if you must. Call it being “aware and empathetic.” Being a human with decency and respect for other people, cultures, and experiences.

^boom. couldn’t have said it better myself.

EVERYTHING ON ASTRAL PROJECTION

Insidious Chapter 2, is now on Netflex and it inspired me to make this post, on astral projection. 

So astral projection is when your soul floats out of your body, and you’re in the realm between earth and the other side. 

I’ve never tried this my self, but after readings I made this:

HOW TO ASTRAL PROJECT

Get rid of any fears you have: Are you scared of encountering a demon ? Scared of irrational things such as what if you can’t get back in your body ? Get rid of them. Learn to over-come them. Nothing will hurt you on the other side and the silver cord between you and your body can’t be broken. 

Do it after you wake up in the morning: Set your alarm clock an hour early so you feel a bit drowsy

Relax your body: Let the tension out, get rid of any random thoughts. Relax. 

Imagine: Focus on a specific part of your body (your toes) and imagine that it’s moving (curling your toes) but don’t physically do it. Spread out slowly to the rest of your body.

Imagine again: Imagine yourself getting up and moving around your room while your still lying down.

Vibrations: You should feel vibrations. It’s trying to channel you into the astral plane.

Practice: The above steps take a lot of practice and patience. Once you’ve managed to do it. Have fun and be safe. Explore the world and even outer space.

Getting back into your body: The silver cord will always guide you back.

Here’s a website that has more information

DANGERS OF ASTRAL PROJECTION

Don’t do this if you have severe mental problems (depression, anxiety). It’s just no good. Your negative energy will probably attract other negative beings.

Your body: Alright, so this is common sense but your body is still vulnerable. If someone were to come in and stab you, you will die, and the silver cord will be severed. Make sure you’re in a safe place when you astral project.

Possession: So this is a huge question and I’m sorry that I can’t tell you that something like this can never happen. But if it did, it’s an unheard case. Don’t let movies like Insidious scare you.

The techniques of possession is very difficult and you’d have to be willing to let a demon in with open arms. Possession is something that can happen when you are still in your body too, remember that. This is why ouija boards are so bad. 

Astral Beings: When your out exploring the world, you might see some creatures of different kinds. Some of them are pleasant but some might be down-right terrifying. Just don’t talk to them or even look their way.

They will try to feed off your energy leaving you feeling depressed for the next couple of days. If they try to approach you, snap back into your body.

If you want more information, here’s a website of a woman who has plenty of experience

MYTHS OF ASTRAL PROJECTION

Here’s an article written by experienced people on common myths. It’ll probably clear some things up for you.

Article

You can check out my post on lucid dreaming here

Top 6 Creepy Podcasts

Here’s a compilation of creepy/Halloween podcasts to get you in a spooky mood.

Welcome to nightvale is the best. I have been in love with it since it started a few years ago

infinitelovve:

well i don’t really know what to believe now..

I’m not entirely sure if this is real or not, but I’ve loved the Rugrats ever since I can remember, and this actually did intrigue me more than I thought it would..

It’s reblogged here because it “mind-fucked” me.

A hero in more ways than one

I NEVER KNEW THAT

Always always reblogging this if I see it on my dashboard

*seductively slips into existential melancholy*

Here to help y'all gorgeous children

I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…

Veins everywhere?

gorgeous~

Skin patches? Birthmarks?

hella rad~

Scars? Stretch marks?

beautiful~

Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?

heckie yeah~

Large? Curvy?

lovely~

Small? Thin?

charming~

Missing a few pieces?

handsome as ever~

Feel like you just look weird?

you’re fantastic looking~

THIS is the best post ever. 

THIS.

A compilation of the coolest sea slugs! From top to bottom we have.

They’re so pretty.

Precious babies! 💝