Hephaestus :D
Look, all the silly/cute things belong to them!
The reference image came from a post on Twitter.
Briseis: *standing on the platform while the old king oggles her*
Patroclus: claim her
Achilles: ???? We're gay, but
Patroclus: exactly
Achilles: men of Greece, great old & creepy fucker of a king, I'd like this girl as my own
Odysseous in the background: since fucking when???
The old king: smh teenagers - fine
Patroclus: *gesturing to their tent*
Achilles: yeah uh... guys take whatever you think I'll like. I'm gonna take her. Now.
Odysseous: uh-huh.... ssuuuuurree
Briseis: *assumes she's about to be raped*
Patroclus: Oh for fucks sake - *kisses Achilles*
Briseis: Oh you're both gay, thank fuck
Achilles: *collects the other girls from the camp & gets Briseis to explain that they're getting adopted by the gays*
The other men: huh, didn't know you liked girls
Achilles, with 11 girls trailing waving pride flags for him & Patroclus: yup, love them
Odysseous: *wheeze*
Patroclus : *yawns*
Achilles : Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Patroclus : Then you must be exhuasted.
Briseis : Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.
“I woke to his nose on mine, pressing insistently against me as I struggled from the webbing of my dreams. He smelled sharp and strange, and for a moment I was almost revolted at this creature that clung to me and shoved its face against mine.”
Commission for @darlingpoppet !💕
odysseus: men with long hair are such sluts. what do u have long hair for? for other men to pull it?
achilles: wha
odysseus: whore.
Odysseus: Do it or you're straight.
Achilles: *Loud gasp*
Small reminder for my Texas/southwest peope. Going to be expecially nasty next week. Stay hydrated, stay cool, keep an eye on your neighbors.
Popping this back up, since it’s getting hot here, and won’t get any cooler ‘til October. Stay hydrated, friends!
i was talking to one of my coworkers about my trip and she asked me where i was going and i said austria and she looked at me all confused and then she said “like…austria-hungary?” and i wasn’t quite sure how to break it to her
macdicilla
buu-black
Introducing Michael Afton as Spider-Mike and Charlie Emily as Spiderionette into the Spiderverse! 🕷️🕸️
happy summer to dykes in tank tops and basketball shorts, goths who's makeup is melting, little kids catching frogs and fireflies, guys who just bring their guitar everywhere now, 13 yr olds very obviously in their emo phase during a family vacation, gas station employees, old people sitting on porches, and dogs swimming at the beach