totes magoats

if I was a vampire on the run from the volturi I would just. hide at the bottom of the fuckin ocean. the ocean is huge. who’s gonna look there? Demetri would look for me and he’d just see darkness and some plankton. like where is this bitch? idk u figure it out u old hoe. I’m somewhere in the fuck you region. good luck scouring the ocean floor, 80% of this planets surface, u dipshit. I drink the blood of the scary creatures down there. I’m chillin. check mate bitch

#everything about this is a masterpiece including the url

You have to learn how to say no without you feeling like you’re being mean. Setting boundaries is how you see who does and doesn’t respect you, your time, or your emotional well-being. Anyone who sees your boundaries and thinks your being mean or tries to push that boundaries is not a person you owe your time or attention.

the only jungkook fancam that matters

JIMIN PUT HIS HAND AROUND YOONGI THEN WENT AND HAD A TASTE OF HIS CANE AT END. MEANWHILE SUGA’S REACTION- *SCREAMING THIS IS SO CUTE* | 什么都有

To all the people wondering how Yoongi stans are coping: 

things i love: everyone’s out exploring the city meanwhile yoongi’s hanging out at best buy lmao (x)

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y’all I’ve been working on this vid on and off for a couple of weeks and it’s finally done! this is only one minute of the three minute vid, but you can watch the whole thing on my new YouTube channel!! the channel name is txehyungies just like all of my accounts, I’ll put a link here since it will probably be hard to find. anyways I hope you enjoy it since I’m not that good at editing but I think I’ll get the hang of it :)) https://youtu.be/sTmBILUsw4s

me just hearing taehyung’s voice in the beginning of don’t leave me

Here’s a video of Jungkook with dogs incase you wanted to feel pain today

i can’t believe cedric diggory asked voldemort ‘who are you’ lmao. like i know he got killed straight after but still. iconic

we all went through something when they played hallelujah in shrek

TWO MIDDLE-AGED DADS

“they’re burning all the witches” 

ARTIST CREDIT

And there it is

Wow

And meanwhile, assholes with no sense of irony or history refer to the naming of sexual predators as a witch hunt.