abbykeeton

So my little sister just burst into my room, grabbed me and whispered “omg the reason Patrick is so clueless is because he lives under a rock”

Bob Marley (via quotethatword)

I can’t believe it’s 2015 and they haven’t invented a way for people to signal what way they’re turning when driving. amazing.

Kitty massage

Fun fact!  This action is called “snurgling”.

It’s a kitten’s way of stimulating mommy to make milk… some cats never stop doing it and will even snurgle things like fleecy blankets or stuffed animals or your leg/tummy

Snurgle is the dorkiest and cutest word in the world Oh my gosh

snurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurgle

how the fuck do people just stay motivated their entire lives? what drives you? I got out of bed once and i’ve been exhausted ever since.

You need to learn to hate life to the point where you want to get revenge on existence itself 

Best advice ever

im putting free wifi on my gravestone so people will come visit me

do NOT let anyone tell u that america is free, i tried to buy it once and it is in fact very very expensive

#RelationshipGoals 

i swear to god there is a jennifer lawrence inside us all

how to increase owl

when ur taking a test and u know ur fucked

this is a giant cucumber that we found hanging from a tree on the side of the road. i tried it and it was disgusting so i threw it in the neighbors hot tub

this fruit is called kigelia and it is poisonous. good job, kiddo