Things to remember:
You can give yourself the things that you are looking for externally. You are allowed to be good to yourself.
“The collapse of a shark tank at The Scientific Center in Kuwait. Share this because it’s probably the only time in your life you will see something like this.”
omg i love this
best thing ever omfg
Pretty damn amazing.
I may be a piece of shit but at least I didn’t trick Ashton into kissing me
SERIOUS TALK:
Okay idk if you guys have heard about this yet so I’m going to inform you about what’s going on because it’s really serious and I think everyone needs to know about this. So basically there are some sick fucking people now who have started taping and gluing razor blades around children’s parks (and on the handles of gas pumps) and placing them strategically so children get hurt. They tape them to the handles of monkey bars (so the children’s hands get sliced open), they tape them inside of slides (i think you can imagine what will happen there) and just everywhere around the playgrounds with a sick intention of hurting young kids. I know this has literally nothing to do with my blog but I take my younger cousin to the park almost every day in the summer, and I can’t imagine what I’d do if he went down a slide rigged with razor blades. So pleaspleaseplease reblog this, I think people need to see it so they can be more careful, I don’t want little kids possibly seriously hurting themselves.
Spreading this like wildfire!
I normally don’t reblog stuff like this, but I’ve got three little brother I’ve got to look out for.
poor little straighty doesn’t even bat an eyelid when queer people can’t get married or get literally murdered for not being straight but boy do those tears come pouring out when someone tells them not to say “f*ggot”
Ok since April fools is coming up let me make a clear message for you
PLEASE DONT DO THIS OK I KNOW A FEW PEOPLE HAVE DONE THIS IN THE PAST AND ITS JUST A DICK MOVE DONT FUCKING DO IT.
i’m done with gay boys who think their gayness allows them to be as offensive as they want
I compiled some personal tactics and crowd sourced DIY remedies for the sads (clinical term) into a mini comic! Enjoy xoxo
"what will your kids think of that tattoo?" my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like your parents did
i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel
Reblog if your cramps have ever
It’s not considered a viable excuse on any occasion, and I would like to know why.
add
this is my favorite thing tyra banks has ever said
this is important
i fucking love tyra
SLAY.
Reblog if you agree.^
omg i’m soproud of you guys for getting my post to 31,000 & for not being homophobic cunts
if you don’t reblog this, i’m judging you
Isn’t that what this post is about not judging. Yet you’re doing that if the don’t reblog. That’s tragic.
GUYS MY FRIEND HAS GONE MISSING IF ANYONE HAS ANY INFORMATION ON THIS PLEASE CONTACT THE MARRIETTA POLICE THIS IS VERY SERIOUS AND SHE IS ONE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS PLEASE SPREAD THIS IM SO WORRIED
LOOK AT THE GUY ON THE COUCH ON THE RIGHT
the guy on the right is the epitome of tumblr he probably did that at his job interview and theyre like youre hired
ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THE DOG GUYS THEY HAVE A DOG
I feel like my blog is a disgrace if i dont reblog this
I bet the lounge room have like Mean Girls playing & someone serving them Starbucks
DREAM JOB
I bet the guy on the couch is responsible for tumblr vid player.
Hire me
So a girl I used to go to church with asked me to draw up a tattoo design for her
She was really vague about what she wanted; she just said “a dreamcatcher with music notes around it,” so this is what I came up with.
What do you guys think?
i would get this tattooed on me
LISTEN
Press play and enjoy fuckers.
holy
At first I’m just like “it’s fucking clapping, I don’t ca-” and then he began to sing and I took in such a deep breath my uncle had to make sure I was ok.
GOOD BYE FRIENDS I AM GONE
If you don’t reblog an acoustic version of My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark (Light ‘Em Up), something is wrong with you.
Press play and enjoy fuckers.
holy
At first I’m just like “it’s fucking clapping, I don’t ca-” and then he began to sing and I took in such a deep breath my uncle had to make sure I was ok.
GOOD BYE FRIENDS I AM GONE
If you don’t reblog an acoustic version of My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark (Light ‘Em Up), something is wrong with you.
