I have no idea if this will get any traction But might as well try here. (its better than trying twitter that's for sure)

I gotta pick up some commissions so that I can even pay for rent. Half of our rent money has vanished and I'm trying to do what I can to make up for it. PWYW (Minimum $15) but I'm doing anything from sketches to flat colors

These take me some time to get done, but I'll try not to take an age. Though that's rough when stress is trying to eat me alive Just hit me up in dms if you're interested

"Who radicalized you"

Actually I was taught at home that it's rude to be shitty at other people for no reason, and then some americans decided that this is a radical political ideology.

i must not get mad online. getting mad online is the mind-killer. getting mad online is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face my urge to get mad online. i will permit it to pass over me and through me. and when it has gone past, i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where the getting mad online has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain

Any time one of my mutuals mentions something irl bothering them i punch my walls in agony because i havent yet mastered the skill of teleportation to go personally fight whatever it is that’s making my queens upset

I hate being a customer I hate doing that to someone

"whoa do you see what they're wearing at the met gala-"

Avatar: the Last Airbender + Twitter Posts

[Part 5][Part 4][Part 3][Part 2]

Honestly? I love this, this is great. This is my new favorite line to use when interacting with strangers online.

You ever been in a fandom with a big ship that makes you feel like you’re looking at one of those colour blindness tests and you’re failing, like idk what y’all are excited about it but I cannot fucking see it

whos gonna win?  assassin’s creed valhalla kid or cyberpunk 2077 kid

Let these poor devs go home to thier families so they can remember what children look like

he would not fucking say that moments in fan interpretations is frustrating but at least you can ignore it. when the source itself makes him fucking say that that's when you're fucked.

starfall

a collection of my favorite tweets regarding the Ever Given in the Suez Canal

happy 1st bday to... this.

I personally am declaring this to be a new International Holiday 

Happy 2nd anniversary to the Suez Canal blockage!

Ever Given Week, 22 March to 29 March (observed)

22 March - Ever Given Eve. Many celebrate by completing some small task they’ve been putting off, symbolically clearing blockages in their own lives.

23 March - Blockage Day! The main celebration. The exchanging of memes.

24 to 28 March - Hilarity ensues. Memes continue to circulate. The best are saved for next year’s observances.

29 March - Clearance Day. Festivities wind down. A more solemn occasion.

Mark the electrician has been here for five minutes and he’s already said “well that’s…weird” twice from the other room and frankly I’m afraid to ask.

It’s not good when skilled tradesman are standing in the middle of your room pinching the bridge if their nose, is it?

Mark just referred to the wiring in our bedroom as “creative” and “interesting”.

This is fine.

And now he’s taking apart the ceiling. I’m not worried, are any of you worried? I’m not, haha, it’s not like this house was previously owned by someone who would do something stupid like try to wire their house themselves…or store tins of varnish under the furnace behind a secret alcove…

Ha ha…

Ha.

Hm.

Fuck.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S NO NEUTRAL WIRES??!?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S GROUNDED INTO THE SCREWS HOLDING UP THE CEILING LIGHT???!?!!

This post crosses my dashboard every so often and every time, I’m reminded of when I discovered that my whole house was grounded to a gas line.

Good times.

IT WAS WHAT?

My color blind dad would always do the rewiring in our house and we never had a problem. The ONE time we called in a pro to do it, the room he worked on caught fire.  It turned to be a good thing though, since it showed us the floor was being held up by nothing but 2 cross beams resting on an old rotting stump. The house had been built during WWI, which we know because the insulation contained newspapers from the time.

I cannot put into words how much I Fucking Loathe the fact that when you search something on youtube now it will randomly intersperse blocks of "people also watched" and "for you" into the results. That's not what I searched for, youtube. I typed in a search query because I wanted to see search results, not random unrelated garbage you have placed in my way apparently to either inconvenience me or force me to scroll further for actual results. I despise your wretched little games and every time I see it I can only instantly close the tab as I am overcome with the urge to burn something down.

"I despise your wretched little games" perfectly conveys how I feel about the entire algorithm/attention economy

God the entire idea of an "attention economy" is so fucking dystopian, but that's exactly what it is and it pains me

love it when my cats make that one face when i scratch their chins. the -ﻌ- one you know what i mean.

artist rendition

Pokémon breed variants have made a comeback across the regions, particularly in grass types such as Leafeon.