Flunking Most Heinously

"But cheese does not abandon me, neither in summer nor in autumn, nor at the end of winter:"

--Theocritus Idyll XI.36-7

soon may the wellerman come, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

i forget that biden has an actual wife and isn't married to kamala harris sometimes

elborate in the tags why, if you feel like

"How to get rid of the fucked up clown on your dashboard" I would never unfollow my mutuals like that :((

This is so awesome

bodies should never ever hurt when i’m trying to sleep. like girl literally just turn off. that’s enough

completely and totally obsessed with whoever runs the bookwoman austin instagram account

Hi this is jigsaw. last week in starbucks you did a gross fucking burp that put me off my panini. In front of you is a panini press. You will notice also, that your dick is out,

anyone wanna have a toxic homoerotic psychosexual rivalry with me? it does have to be weird

My problem is that I like collecting things and putting them on a little shelf

source

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, vatican city should be forced to participate in eurovision

Der Kondukteur im Zug hat uns gerade mitgeteilt, dass der Zug Verspätung haben wird, weil Kälber auf dem Gleis oder in Gleisnähe seien und man daher langsamer fahren müsse um zu vermeiden, dass es Kalbsgeschnetzeltes gibt

NOOOOO CHRISTINA BACHMANN-ROTH BALD KOMMEN MEINE TAGE WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO MY BEST FRIEND CHRISTINA BACHMANN-ROTH BALD KOMMEN MEINE TAGE

Das war ihr Wahlplakat bei den letzten Wahlen:

(Dare I say iconic?)

Und das ist ihr jetziges Plakat:

Was für ein downgrade 😔

Buddy I reblog things you've already even seen before

NOOOOO CHRISTINA BACHMANN-ROTH BALD KOMMEN MEINE TAGE WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO MY BEST FRIEND CHRISTINA BACHMANN-ROTH BALD KOMMEN MEINE TAGE

Das war ihr Wahlplakat bei den letzten Wahlen:

(Dare I say iconic?)

Und das ist ihr jetziges Plakat:

Was für ein downgrade 😔