Every author is actually James Patterson wearing a wig and a fake mustache
when I'm in a giving autistic people sensory overload competition and cars that their owner made louder on purpose walks in 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
I want to bludgeon anyone with a loud car
Like put your fucking muffler back in cunt and stop being a public nuisance
I believe that the justice system should be used for rehabilitation instead of punishment... however if you take your muffler off you should get the death penalty
i want to personally thank etc for being there for me when i don't feel like listing more things
this occupies part of my brain 24/7
Sunday! SUNDAY!
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(and Saturday):
It’s the 9th annual Dallas Mower Expo! Be therereeerr as the biggest names in mowers, hedgersandclipperssunhedgersandclipperssunhedgersandclipperS̶̝͊̐Ṵ̸̤̳̈̏̑N̸͙̭̆D̴͍̰̝̔͌̓A̶̰̘̳͑̾Y̴̓̄̇ͅ cutting technology!ᵗʰʳᶦˡˡᵗᵒᵗʰᵉᵃʷᵉᶦⁿˢᵖᶦʳᶦⁿᵍˢᵖᵉᶜᵗᵃᶜˡᵉᵒᶠᵗʰᵉˢⁿᵃᵖᵖᵉʳᵖʳᵉᶜᶦˢᶦᵒⁿᵐᵒʷᶦⁿᵍᵗᵉᵃᵐᵉᵃᵗᵍⁿᶦʷᵒᵐⁿᵒᶦˢᶦᶜᵉʳᵖʳᵉᵖᵖᵃⁿˢᵉʰᵗᶠᵒᵉˡᶜᵃᵗᶜᵉᵖˢᵉʰᵗᵒᵗˡˡᶦʳʰᵗ
SEE KING SEE KING SEAKING
OIL PAINTINGS OIL PAINTINGS
SEAKING
DON’T MISS THE DALLAS MOWER EXPOPXE REWOM SALLAD
BE THEEREEEEREEER…REER. REEEEEEE-
happy dallas mower expo sunday everyone
not to be lewd but who’s gonna stand with me in the halls of healing after the battle of the pelennor fields and hold my hand and tell me that the chill in the air is just the damp of the first spring rain and say “i do not believe this darkness will endure”
Really wish tumblr had a "people are appropriating and misusing elements of my faith and that is offensive" option for reporting posts...
CATHOLICISM 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 AN 👏 AESTHETIC 👏
catholicism’s only value is in its aesthetic actually. sorry :/
Bopping the tall grass with my stick to scare away errant snakes when I go for my little walks feels the same as throwing bolts to find a safe path through the anomaly
The really hilariously ill-conceived part of the Twitter rate limiting thing is that comments and retweets are the same kind of entity as tweets in the back-end database, they're just "parented" to whatever tweet they're commenting on or retweeting, and the rate limit they've placed on the API simply counts how many of those entities you've requested without checking a. whether they're the children of another entity or not, nor b. whether you've already seen that particular entity today.
Thus, the limit isn't really "600 tweets". A tweet, each comment on that tweet, and each retweet of that tweet all count against the limit as you view them. For example, if a quote-retweet crosses your dashboard, the quote-retweet itself and the little preview of what it's responding to that appears above it each count separately against the limit. Click into that quote-retweet to read the comments? They both get counted against your limit a second time, as does each individual comment you read – and heaven help you if any of those comments were themselves commented upon!
The upshot is that if your account isn't verified, using Twitter in the manner that its own monetisation model assumes – and, indeed demands – it will be used can easily exhaust your entire daily allocation of tweet views in as little as a couple dozen engagements.
so that’s why i ran out in like two hours
If anything, two hours reflects a very restrained usage pattern. Owing to the way that tweet views are counted, somebody who's using the site the way its user experience "wants" it to be used might readily burn through their daily 600 views in five to ten minutes!
Wait, wait, wait, so, Twitter now works like those mobile games that give you free "lives" and once you're out, sorry! Wait til tomorrow... or pay!
It's a bit worse than that, because the verified limit is only 6000 views, and there's presently no way to increase it beyond that. That might feel like a big number, but for the reasons outlined above, even a paying user with an ideal usage pattern will be able to use site for perhaps 60 minutes a day before they get put on hold, too.
The original tweet is the corniest thing I’ve ever fucking seen
A. They're not gonna tip you, periodt. So already the $10mil is looking better.
B. They're not gonna talk to you, so any "business advice" you thought was gonna be worth more than $10mil, that's null and void, aint happening.
C. Here's the real secret of their "success"; they're all bad people. That's literally it. They're willing to lie, steal, cheat, bully, oppress, rape, etc to get what they want, and their appetites are never sated, so they never stop lying, cheating, etc. You don't get that kind of money through hard honest work. If you're willing to be a big enough piece of shit, you could easily be one of these guys.
So yeah, if someone's offering that choice, get it in writing and stay the hell away from these creeps.
But if you're serving them you can poison the food
I have never felt so validated in never having given up on Tumblr.
IT GETS WORSE!
"This is hilarious. It appears that Twitter is DDOSing itself. The Twitter home feed's been down for most of this morning. Even though nothing loads, the Twitter website never stops trying and trying. In the first video, notice the error message that I'm being rate limited. Then notice the jiggling scrollbar on the right. The second video shows why it's jiggling. Twitter is firing off about 10 requests a second to itself to try and fetch content that never arrives because Elon's latest genius innovation is to block people from being able to read Twitter without logging in. This likely created some hellish conditions that the engineers never envisioned and so we get this comedy of errors resulting in the most epic of self-owns, the self-DDOS. Unbelievable. It's amateur hour."
So he artificially limited the number of tweets you can see per day with a "free" account.
Once you hit your limit, it stops you from loading the page. But it also doesn't know WHY it isn't loading, so it keeps TRYING.
Twitter is literally hitting itself in the face ten times per second per user.
This is so completely amateurish it's unbelievable. It's like putting your car in neutral and slamming your foot on the gas until your engine redlines and then wondering why it's making a horrible noise and a terrible smell but not going anywhere.
twitter is dying fr
lol
[ID: A tweet from Elon Musk's official Twitter account that says, "To address extreme levels of data scraping & system manipulation, we've applied the following temporary limits: - Verified accounts are limited to reading 6000 posts/day - Unverified accounts to 600 posts/day - New unverified accounts to 300/day". End ID.]
Already made a post about this but there’s a good chance Elon’s lying and the servers are just completely unstable because he refused to pay a contract with Google
thinking about how much work i could get done if i would do it
The whole point of writing fascist characters as human beings is that real fascists are also human beings. If you think of fascists as somehow less than human you are falling into the trap of letting their mentality frame your worldview, thus legitimizing their course of action!
When you start looking at fascists as subhuman the debate becomes 'which group is actually subhuman and which is being unfairly maligned?' And personally I'm not fucking comfortable with that question being on the table ever.
#ADDITIONALLY #it makes recognizing fascist ideology in the people around you so much harder #bc if you know someone as a person #and a fascist isn't a person #then clearly this person can't be a fascist #or have fascist views #they're your colleague or your neighbor or your family member #they are way too human to be fascist
DING DING DING ✅
I was too scared to watch edward scissorhands has a kid but I thought about how could a woman go through pregnancy with a fetus growing metal scissors hands it took years of theorizing, still without watching the movie, to even think that maybe he wasn’t born with scissor hands
maybe women are stronger than you think
Sorry listening and learning here
abandoned clay pit in the middle of the wilderness open 24 hours
