My sense of humour: the comments on the official music video for Sugar We're Goin Down by Fall Out Boy

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Military commercials: do you like playing video games? Wouldn’t it be cooler to murder people?

SO ENGLISH ISN’T MY MOM’S FIRST LANGUAGE AND TODAY THERE WAS A SLUG ON THE STEPS AND

PLUS!!:

Toxic for rabbits: Anise, Clove, Oregano, Tea Tree, Wintergreen Safe for rabbits: Lavender, lemon, orange, fennel,  eucalyptus and peppermint, all should be diluted with water!

“Stop Resisting!” yelled cops beating black man who was lying without motion on asphalt

Suspect Derrick A. Price didn’t spit, didn’t kick, didn’t threaten. He knelt and then lay on the pavement, hands outstretched, when arrested by sheriff’s deputies in a community south of Ocala.

Then he was beaten.

“Stop resisting!” at least one deputy called out, as Price reacted to the blows.

Five ex-Marion County deputies now face possible prison terms. As they captured Price, video captured their conduct.

A federal grand jury in Tampa charged the last of the disgraced lawmen late Tuesday, accusing Jesse Alan Terrell, 33, of violating Price’s civil rights. Four of Terrell’s former colleagues had already pleaded guilty to the crime after accepting plea agreements.

Video showed what Marion Sheriff Chris Blair saw before suspending the deputies — without pay — four days after the Aug. 7, 2014, incident.

It captured deputies kneeing, kicking and pummeling a prostrate man, with no sign of resistance, while one sat on his legs. It showed a puddle of blood where his face had rested.

Price suffered facial abrasions, swelling and bruised ribs, but was not hospitalized.

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This is how officers arrest black men suspected with possession of drugs. That’s hatred! I hope all these beasts would never work as police officers again. There should be no place for power tripping jerks in police.

5 men to beat up one submitting man what pieces of shit hope they lose their jobs

One of the five was found not guilty.

The other 4 resigned before pleading guilty to deprivation of rights under the color of law. Two received sentences of 1 year + 1 day and 3 years probation, the other two received 14 months and 3 years probation.

They also filed false reports about the incident, gave false statements about what happened prior to the release of the security footage, and were given leniency in light of their testimony in the case of the officer who was acquitted.

When you scroll down, nothing actually moves up your screen. Certain pixels are just changing colour.

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

https://youtu.be/2Fe11OlMiz8

I remember listening to this in grade school. I am going to go get some Chinese food.

this is what my anxiety attacks sound like

Oh I needed this laugh this evening. Thank you so much.

Some reminders about Dr. King before tomorrow:

In 2018 all of our reaction gifs will come from old Barbie VHS movies

This is the best news I’ve heard all week

Guys we might be onto something

So you like chemistry puns...

captainriz:

IT’S LIKE THE WHO’S ON FIRST OF SCIENCE JOKES

the thrilling saga

update: cornwallis is a girl but after i asked her rachel has decided to keep the name the same because it’s hilarious

update: rachel’s mother has not yet taken to the bird and it appears to be a gradual process in the making. on the upside, madame cornwallis has taken a shining to vivaldi’s four seasons, my chemical romance’s the black parade, and the pokemon theme song.

it’s happened again i cannot believe

Meanwhile, Trump’s inauguration was literally the most watched program in American history at 31.1 million viewers

The most watched program in American history at 115.2 million viewers was Super Bowl XLIX on February 1, 2015. And the only non-sporting event that made the top 20 of most watched broadcasts was at number 8 the M*A*S*H finale on February 28, 1983 with 105.9 million viewers. Trump’s inauguration wasn’t even the most viewed inauguration, that goes to President Reagan’s first inauguration with nearly 42 million viewers, the second most watched inauguration goes to President Obama’s first inauguration with 37 million viewers. So Trump’s inauguration was very far from “literally the most watched program in American history” as you put it.

But who needs facts in Trump America?

I love looking mean & unapproachable & pretending like I have no idea why ppl are intimidated by my aura