Today's a remarkable day...it has been 15 years since Neil has banged out the tunes

knuckle tattoos that say ESCAPED BIOHAZARD

That's way too many letters do you have radiation poisoning or something

Ohhhh

barista: the usual, ma’am?

me: yep, i can’t start my day without it

the usual:

How about we just have like... hey trans people, post your pay links or wishlist or whatever you got without the exclusionist stuff. I'll just reblog em a bunch.

Hey it's nonbinary appreciate week, post all your nonbinary donation stuff here, all come all served.

Hi I'm a nonbinary indigenous person who was just thrown out by their father!! I'm now the sole supporter of me, my mom and sister so anything anyone can spare

*stands mezmerized in the lowes lighting fixtures section*

god is real

Everyone who reblogged this is a moth

We're a trans couple who can't pay rent and bills without help. I'm physically disabled and haven't been able to find work I can do, and we still don't have access to our benefits. For food, electric, hot water and rent we need £1500 for the month.

If you are able to help, this is my PayPal and this is my Cashapp.

Thank you ❤

hi take my quiz on what your hands were meant to do

Important.

from celestial_investments via insta, i haven’t seen anything about it here so figured i’d repost? it is incredibly appalling that SSI has remained this way for SO long. i don’t understand how the government expects disabled people to survive and thrive under this bizarre ruleset

if someone would be willing to help ID this post it would be greatly appreciated!! 💖

fsh

[id: art of a coelacanth fish that’s green with ferns as their fins. /end id]

HELP ME AVOID HOMELESSNESS!!

June 26, 2021

Hi everyone, I'm Drew/Lottie, a 19 year old bisexual nb person living with my abusive parents. They recently gave me an ultimatum that I have three months (until October 1st) to move out of their house, at which point I will become homeless. I have family in Portland who are willing to let me stay with them (I live in Maryland), but if it comes to that I will still need funds to secure transportation and contribute to rent until I find work in the area. I am currently working a temp job that ends in a week, and actively seeking new employment.

I have been trying for about a year to find a place to move into with my friend Lake @drkatz without success. I need help saving money for rental application fees, security deposit and first month's rent. Low end 2 bedroom apartments where I currently live run for around 850-900 dollars, and since I would be paying both half of the deposit and half of the first month's rent, I need at least $850. If that goal is not met, any donations I receive will go towards plane tickets.

Any amount of money you can spare would be a tremendous help to me. I know times are hard for everyone right now, so boosting and sharing this post is a great way to help if you can't contribute financially. My p@yp@l is @shabutiee and this post will be updated with progress as time passes so please check the notes before donating! I'm also open to taking art commissions, and I will draw something for anyone who helps, just provide a screenshot of your donation.

Thank you so much for taking the time to read this!!!

Art examples:

my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty

My overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

My femme girlfriend: [throwing on a sundress and head scarf] okay baby I love you and you look so handsome

Me: [after spending 6 hours on my hair and makeup] Babe I’m ready to head out now

My femme wife: [who has also taken 6 hours] Okay babe I love you I’m ready and your highlight is poppin severely but you need to blend that contour in a little bit

Me: [fixing her eyebrows] I love you

my overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok love im ready to leave the house 

my equally overdressed femme girlfriend: [also hour and a half later] okay baby i love you we’re both so pretty

Me: [10 minutes and a tank top later] ok babe let’s go

My equally lazy butch girlfriend: [also 10 minutes and a tank top later] I love you honey but we gotta stop taking each other’s tank tops

protect this post

I love being the femme part of this post.

3 chestnut. Different textures.

Work in progress.

栗の器, 3点。

作り途中。

Hi my name is Mia and I am a transgender woman who has recently developed her boobs and does not have any bras or female clothing and I am not able to afford any bras or any female clothing and such and my friends and family won’t help me or support me with this. Can someone please help me out by donating me some female clothing please. If you want to help me out send me a message please and if you just want to donate Money my cashapp tag is $mia34h

5A period, honey .

3D

4 or 5D

1E

Hit!

Tumblr humor is on a whole other level any other platform has yet to even come close to matching.

I’ve cracked the code. Next time you correct someone on your pronouns and they respond with that generally positive but slightly defensive vibe like “oh sorry, I’m new to this so it’ll take me a while” just hit em with one of these:

“No worries, I’m practicing at reminding people and you seem like a safe person to practice with”

Boom. Took the perceived blame off their shoulders and made the connection for them that being corrected = being trusted. Rinse and repeat. It’s also not a lie, correcting people on my pronouns is stressful and personally I really am super cautious about it

I figure some angry people will jump into the notes on this one so let me clarify: trans people do not have to be nice or coddle cis feelings. Some of us like living low-conflict lives though, so get off our dicks about it

Cis people if you would like to avoid having this interaction in the first place, try “thank you for correcting me”

Mis-education is white terrorism.

Me being gunned down in a New York speakeasy after Tony Pastroni found out I been sleepin with his girl

Me getting my gender confirmation surgery plus eight new piercings.

Please remember that almost everyone around you is traumatized. I didn’t understand this when I was younger. I wondered why people acted so strangely and irrationally. Maybe all children wonder this. The author Robert Anton Wilson said (paraphrasing), “We have never seen a completely sane adult human.” No one makes it out of this life alive. It’s not their fault. Mercy, kindness, forgiving — these are what makes one human. They are other names for love. People break in the strangest of ways.

“Under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. we have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. we have never seen a totally sane human being." — Robert Anton Wilson

i have not stopped thinking about this from the moment i saw it