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Technically true.

He got the job.

He takes his job seriously.

I fuckin’ love this comic. Makes me smile like crazy every time it pops up.

I wonder if the Wolf Hunter thought he was going to a farm that grew elves.

anyone else here ever just eat butter

fish i can’t defend this one

no need to defend me, I'm on the offense

also I promise this is unrelated to anything else I've been posting about but like. We're not doing the "rainbow capitalism" complaint this year. Sorry. I know pitching this particular hissy fit is really important to some of you. But years when the conservative movement du jour is to have a literally identical tantrum about any company that's putting rainbows on drink cans or reusable grocery bags because they view that as "supporting groomers and pedophiles," we don't get to throw fuel on that fire. Even if you disagree with the fire on an ideological level, it doesn't matter to the fire! This year, feel however you want to feel about any given company making their logo into a rainbow flag, but I promise the "boycott Anheuser Busch because they're supporting Deviants by making our beer gay" people do not give a shit whether you're supporting their cause from a gay standpoint or a homophobic one, they just care about the net result, which is that by getting outwardly mad about this, you are lending them support

Rainbow capitalism is what happens when the soulless money-hungry engines that dominate the world economy conclude that the Queer Side of The Force is winning. That the money lost by alienating hateful shitweasels is less than what they expect to gain from reaching out, in their infinite hunger and cynicism, to queer people.

Like, it’s crass as hell, but it’s still a good sign and we should encourage it, as it may help to drive the people who hate us for being alive back in to their holes.

this pun cannot just stay in the tags

i just had to

the magic school bus and the totoro catbus are now together in a beautiful lesbian marriage

my controversial metric system opinion is that the meter should be 0.0692285593% shorter. This would have no practical benefits, but it would make the speed of light be 300,000,000m/s instead of 299,792,458m/s

This but the instead you change the second to be 0.0692285593% longer removing seconds from the day as necessary, for drastic chaos.

my controversial metric system opinion is that the meter should be 0.0692285593% shorter. This would have no practical benefits, but it would make the speed of light be 300,000,000m/s instead of 299,792,458m/s

Y'AI'NG'NGAH YOG-SOTHOTH H'EE-L'GEB F'AI THRODOG UAAAH OGTHROD AI'F GEB'L-EE'H YOG-SOTHOTH 'NGAH'NG AI'Y ZHRO Y'AI Y'AI Y'AI YOG-SOTHOTH Y'AI'NG'NGAH YOG-SOTHOTH H'EE-L'GEB F'AI THRODOG UAAAH OGTHROD AI'F GEB'L-EE'H YOG-SOTHOTH 'NGAH'NG AI'Y ZHRO Y'AI Y'AI Y'AI YOG-SOTHOTH Y'AI'NG'NGAH YOG-SOTHOTH H'EE-L'GEB F'AI THRODOG UAAAH OGTHROD AI'F GEB'L-EE'H YOG-SOTHOTH 'NGAH'NG AI'Y ZHRO Y'AI Y'AI Y'AI YOG-SOTHOTH Y'AI'NG'NGAH YOG-SOTHOTH H'EE-L'GEB F'AI THRODOG UAAAH OGTHROD AI'F GEB'L-EE'H YOG-SOTHOTH 'NGAH'NG AI'Y ZHRO Y'AI Y'AI Y'AI YOG-SOTHOTH AND THE WALLS BEGIN TO TEAR NOT THE WALLS OF THE TRAIN BUT THOSE OF A FALSE AND HOLLOW REALITY TWISTING IN ITS THRALL TO YOG-SOTHOTH THE KEY AND THE GATE THROUGH WHOSE CASCADING RAINBOW BEING THE TRAIN HAS PASSED YOG-SOTHOTH WHO IS THE BIFROST AND WHOSE DREAD INVOCATION NOW SHATTERED DRAGS THEM TO THE ROILING NUCLEAR CHAOS OF THE MAD DAEMON SULTAN AT THE CENTER OF REALITY A BILLION SCREAMING SQUAMOUS THINGS APPROACH OOZING AND CLAWING THROUGH THE SHATTERED TATTERS OF THE SANE WORLD ALL THE DOORS ARE OPEN NOW

They should never have taken duels out of politics. politicians yearn to be allowed to shoot at each other these days you can tell

They are meant to be going out to the back garden and firing the world's most inaccurate dangerous guns at each other over minor disagreements it's literally their natural behaviour. like how birds nest and hermit crabs dig etc

Sorry idk why I'm possessed by the spirit of a duellist from like the 1820s rn

in honor of the death of The Mechanisms, have Jonny Sims summoning all the things at once

spoilers for MAG 160

This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy

fuck it, kinky cishets are queer

we don't get to choose what forms of sexuality are normal and which are freakish, my queerness is kinky & my kinks are queer.

Queerness is when your sexual self actualization (or lack thereof) is limited in some fashion by cisheteronormative norms. "Straight Passing" queers still have a portion of themselves that is suppressed from the outside, the ability to keep up appearances changes nothing.

“The point of monsterfucking is __”

Shut up shut up shut up shut up.

The point of monsterfucking is whatever the monsterfucker wants it to be.

Sometimes it’s loving the unlovable.

Sometimes it’s fucking a sexy monster.

Sometimes it’s something else.

I’m fucking sick and tired of people saying there’s a wrong way to be a monsterfucker.

There’s no wrong way.

Be free, monsterfuckers. There’s no god to judge you here.

Unless of course you’re into that.

guy gets murdered in an already-haunted house. the House Ghosts band together to avenge his death--but solely bc New Guy is basic as all fuck and they do not need that sort of energy hanging around with Unfinished Business for all eternity.

if there’s Good Friday, Easter Sunday, and Easter Monday, I think there should be a Bad Saturday which is when Christians celebrate Jesus being dead in a Mods Are Asleep Post Heresy way

This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy

I don't speak French so thank you to the many, many, many people in the notes going "Wait that's not 'can it' that's 'Shut the fuck up'"

They say judas is in hell because he betrayed jesus but thats actualy a misconception, that was gods plan and so he didnt do anything wrong. Judas however IS in hell because god thinks he made his son gay