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this is a poster i made for my call to action assignment in humanities! it's a bunch of basic and easy stretches for people who sit and work at a desk all day (me)

the idea is that you'd put the poster up above ur desk and do the stretches every 30 minutes or so,, the whole routine won't take more than about 6 minutes to complete and when done regularly it can prevent wrist, shoulder, neck and back pain! :)

all these stretches can be done while sitting (although i HIGHLY recommend you stand up and move around while taking a break from working)

you can get a free digital copy of this poster here on my gumroad!

My boness.... they're disintegrating................... my muscles r witherign away.........

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if you're not obsessed with anything weird and niche please try harder. stop going outside for a while. consider getting weirder about the things you already like

trust me the niche stuff outside is way niche-er than the niche stuff inside do you know how few people know what a bryozoan is let alone love them

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I like you enough to check up on your blorg from time to time but not enough to make the commitment to follow you. That just feels like a huge step.

what are we

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I follow entertainment media so little that not only do I have zero "I met an actual celebrity in a grocery store" kind of stories, I'm pretty sure that I'll eventually end up as some big celebrity's "this guy had no idea who I am" story. The kind of thing one of them would tell in a talk show like

"Then I told him, 'dude. I'm George Clooney.' And he looks at me and says 'yeah sorry I don't watch hockey. No idea who you are.' And kept eating my fucking chips."

I got some beautiful fucking mugs but FUCK lmao

the kiln over fired everything on the bottom shelf apparently because everything from that shelf (my mugs) got at least one flaw

but this mug turned out fucking hilarious with the flaw

it’s so much funnier than the original

Gerard Way had green hair. Suits him, ngl.

I have to reblog this to add that the original submitter spelled Gerard as “Gerdad”

I was today years old when I learned this account’s posts come by submission and it isn’t just one person self reporting the absolute cornucopia of weirdass dreams they have nightly

A Haiku:

📲 💡

🖼️ 🆔 📖 🗣️

🖥️ 📜

[Image Description: Three lines of Emoji, that can be read as: Icon Idea Image ID Read Aloud Online Poetry End Image Description]

Reminds me of an old internet poem:

< > ! * ' ' #

^ " ` $ $ -

! * = @ $ _

% * < > ~ # 4

& [ ] . . /

| { , , SYSTEM HALTED

The poem can only be appreciated by reading it aloud, as such:

Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,

Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,

Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,

Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,

Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,

Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH

OH I GOT ONE AS WELL

Behold, the math limerick:

((12+144+20+3*sqrt[4])/7)+5*11=9²+0

A dozen, a gross, and a score,

plus three times the square root of four,

divided by seven,

plus five times eleven

is nine squared and not a bit more

Only vaguely related but my uncle showed me this one when I was a kid to keep me busy:

He wouldn't tell me what it meant for fucking ages

It helps if you read it with a cockney accent. It reads:

'em are spiders' em are

See 'em beady eyes

'em are spiders' em are

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idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said “the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won’t let them help you” and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like “why won’t you let me help” and whoop then I take the medicine

scientist when you don't take the medicine they developed to help your pain

As long as you are taking a SAFE dose of it, then it's *good* for you. Pain is bad for the body. The inflammation from prolonged pain can worsen chronic issues and make it harder to heal.

Ibuprofen is best for pain that has inflammation, while acetaminophen doesn't help with inflammation but is more broadly effective on other types of pain. As long as you are taking the recommended dose, you can even take them TOGETHER, since they have different mechanisms of action.

You do need to be aware of how much and how often you are taking any pain medication. Overdoses can be very painful (even lethal.) And if you are in chronic pain often enough that you need more than the safe dose, then you need to look into other medications to manage that pain.

(Also, if you are specifically taking Acetaminophen/Tylenol for your go-to pain management, getting some NAC and taking that with it reduces the risk of overdose AND may strengthen the effect.)

One other thing: NSAIDS (ibuprofen, aspirin, and naproxen being the three big ones) can cause digestive issues with chronic use, including stomach ulcers. That doesn't mean "don't take them," it means "if you're at the point where you're on them all the time, every day, constantly, you should talk to a doctor about either reducing that risk or switching to another medication that doesn't have those side effects."

not a dream

what the duck is a blorbo

What does a stock photo of some random guy brooding have to do with my question

i'm so sorry to tell you that's not some random guy brooding, that's jensen ackles, the guy who played dean winchester in supernatural. i think this may be a screenshot from the show.

My mom calls him pouty and the other one squeezy

thank you, I didn't do it intentionally

on the one hand im honored that my tags got noticed but on the other hand now everyone can see the fact that i got misha collins and jensen ackles mixed up

in my defense they look exactly the same

In your defense when you said this was Misha Collins I immediately believed you that this was his name instead of Jensen Shackles

This post gives off vintage Tumblr vibes

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No the real vintage tumblr would already add at least one supernatural gif to the post

this happened an Hour ago

I’m sorry, I need to bring us back around to pouty and squeezy because that’s perfect and I love it

*tries to fit this gif in here somewhere*

THAT'S SQUEEZY!

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he sure pouts a lot its the perfect name

I couldn't find the right image to explain why my mom called the other one squeezy (because he often kept his lips "tightly squeezed", according to her) so here's this image instead

this post is from... *check notes* yesterday?

Ok, but what is a blorbo?

I HAVE BEEN INFORMED BY MY MOM THAT I (ACCIDENTALLY) LIED TO YOU ALL

TURNS OUT, SOME 18 OR SO YEARS AGO MY MOM AND AUNT DECIDED TO GIVE SUPERNATURAL A GO AND STARTED WATCHING THE FIRST SEASON TOGETHER AND IT WAS MY AUNT, NOT MY MOM, WHO GAVE POUTY AND SQUEEZY THEIR NICKNAMES

I must add that my aunt is the kind of person who cares not about pop culture

What do you mean 18 years ago. No way is Supernatural that old.

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