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slish-deactivated20170211
*sees mosquito*
me: hoe dont do it
mosquito: *bites me*
me: ohmygod
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pros of dating me: ill wake you up at 2 in the morning to show you a video of a corgi playing in the snow
cons of dating me: ????
Source: coffeo
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I hate that feeling when you really don’t have any emotion. You feel so empty. You’re not happy, you’re not sad. You’re nothing. When your mind is spinning, but you can’t feel anything.
(via kissedby-suicide)
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I get scared when I’m showering and I hear noise like what if my family is being murdered out there and I have no time to get dressed I am going to have to fight this person naked; tiddies flying and all dat shit
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Top or Bottom?
Tops: Leo, Scorpio, Taurus
Bottoms: Cancer, Pisces, Libra
Acts like a top but is a bottom: Aquarius, Sagittarius, Aries
Acts like bottom but is a top: Gemini, Virgo, Capricorn
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Source: dailyglamorous.net
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before you make fun of a person doing something brave and vulnerable like dancing or singing or reading poetry in front of a lot of people:
- don’t.
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ayejiahchillout
I feel very attacked by this post
hersheywrites
Bruh. The one standing in the cart to get stuff off the shelf is my #1 move.
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mynameisnipple-deactivated20130
can i log out of life
Source: mynameisnipple
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:) is the most passive aggressive thing ever invented
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11asi49-deactivated20150321
when somebody insults you
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seriza-deactivated20121209
OMG I FORGOT TO SHARE THIS STorRY
so i was drunk last night and we walked to mcdonalds and for some reason I thought the coffee was called a mcdouble (cause at tim hortons the coffee i get is called a doubledouble)
AND I WAS SO FUCKING CONFUSED WHEN THEY HANDED ME A HAMBURGER
THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED
i just looked at it and went THIS IS NOT A COFFEE???
and the guy just looked at me and went “no its not”
it was the most confusing point of my drunk life
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when school is ruining your life but you’re trying to stay positive
Source: doll
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When the whole squad looks good
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why each sign is dangerous
Aries: second in command to the meme master
Taurus: THE MEME MASTER
Gemini: its on and off with this one. one day of no memes, one day of memes every MINUTE.
Cancer: will fool you into thinking the memes are over when they are not
Leo: the supreme meme themself
Virgo: always uses memes
Libra: has a meme for ANYTHING.
Scorpio: overall great memer
Sagittarius: will whip out the old memes
Capricorn: never gets tired when it comes to memes
Aquarius: knows many memes
Pisces: meme lord
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babelien7-deactivated20150727
*looks at my selfies* *looks at videos of myself* *looks in the mirror* so what is the truth
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Date someone you can be fucking weird as hell with who at the end of the day still wants to get naked with you.