HUGE fan of trees growing in places they should not reasonably be able to

upside down 

sideways

out of a rock

upside down in a freakin LAKE 

 out of an Indiana courthouse

out of ANOTHER

GODDAMN

TREE

none of that is a reasonable expectation!!!

Thats beacause everything is ROOTING for them

i’m going to braid you like a pile of dough

Amazing World of Night Creatures. Written by Janet Craig and illustrated by Jean Helmer. 1990.

🥺❤️😻💕💞🥰 SHE IS INNOCENT YOUR HONOR

@aarongoesburr @aaronburrssexdungeon @burr-did-nothing-wrong @handsome-enemy-you-despise

Something no one tells you when you’re going through a tough time, is that even the smallest people will remember you. They’ll wonder why you haven’t bought food for your dog, where the pictures of your boyfriend went, or why their favourite cashier hasn’t been there for awhile. People notice you. People love you. Even if it’s for your jokes, even if it’s for your patience, even if it’s just seeing you around. People miss you. People love you. People care. 

I’m grateful for everyone who is still here today, no matter how hard it is. 

I still remember when I quit my old job at a McDonald’s, I was talking about how it was my last day, and had accidentally left the drive thru window open. The lady in the window overheard me and said “oh no, you’re quitting? I’ll miss you, you were always so nice!” And I almost sobbed. This random lady came through my drive thru enough to recognize me, enough to care that I was leaving, despite having barely had a single conversation other than what I had to say to do my job. People really do remember you, especially if you’re nice.

don’t let capitalism convince you that people are selfish loners. We are social creatures who have survived only because we are capable of great love.

I just need everyone to know that when I type 'i am looking' or just '👀' i am actually thinking about this

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

get spooky

how does this appear every june

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

it’s june

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K I N G Y’ A L L

LEE IT’S JUNE

GAY HALLOWEEN TIME

y’all know what fuckin month it is 😎

idk where my love for these kinds of games came from but it sure Is

I get my media recommendations the old fashioned way: by watching someone I follow on here go on an unhinged reblog spree of media related content until I eventually decide to go "alright, what's all this then"

I crawl out of my hole to bring this

Edit2: I still cannot believe so many people like this very quick and easy doodle, y'all should check out my other stuff. Anyway, BiPan solidarity!!

[image description: 2 silhouettes of people filled in with the bisexual and pansexual flags respectively, are kissing. In the background, 2 distraught figures labeled "biphobic assholes" and "panphobic assholes" are both screaming "oh no! They don't care about our lame ass opinions!". End id]

I aint posting for them. I’m posting for me.

I see your posts tho.

Hazards of following me

here is a sad story. 4 scotch eggs on a plate waiting to be joined by potato salad. i turn around to check the potatoes. i hear a slurping sound. turn back. 0 scotch eggs on the plate.