in my defence seeing this disgusting man every time i raise my head does compel me to work harder

hi I need you to know you have completely destroyed my brain with your fucked up Hamilton now I see a middle aged dude in an average suit and my balls start ovulating I've pavloved myself into having the worst taste in men using your fanfics. id say thank you for being such a good writer but your writing has ruined my life I don't even know why those pathetic men make me weak at the knees they just do

to the anon who’s ovulating i think they’re talking about this painting. honestly i 100% get them because i have that exact painting printed out and framed in front of me to motivate me to study

okay there was a lost media audio that went viral on tiktok known as Everybody Knows That/Ulterior Motives and as it turns out it was a little snippet of a song made and used only in a full length 1980s porno called angels of passion. anyways Theo and angelica jamming out to the (very good) 10 second snipped of an 80s bop while ham and burr have actual PTSD flashbacks to their coked out porn marathons back in the day

yesterday my professor got me to spill all my secrets in our zoom room confessional and i was spewing out my amrev story as if it was an AA meeting, you know? and somehow, I ended up on the topic of you (in an admiring way). i was about to say your username and thought - you know what. i'm infinitely closer to this person now that they know i have a tumblr account but this is a line i can't cross. can't get into all that rn.

so i had no choice but to refer to you as if you were voldemort, "the aaronburrblogthatcannotbenamed" and they were very intrigued. they wanted me to say hi. your impact.

Hii! Do you happen to have that one portrait of hamilton where he looks like an absolute munch in a sage green coat? I’m ovulating and need that painting, thanks in advance xx!!