what the fuck was that

@ohhellochamp

Im so confused but its my spirit animal; only because I dont know whats going on anymore.

I was at work and I had the hiccups and I was stocking an aisle and this lady in the aisle heard me hiccuping and said "oh have you got the hiccups?" and I said yeah and she said "...Do you want me to get rid of them?" and I thought she meant she was going to scare me so I was like "n-no thanks" and she was like "you want to keep your hiccups??" and I said "yeah please dont scare me" and then I wandered off

And then a couple minutes later I still had hiccups and she walked by on her way out and she said "I wasn't going to scare you you know" and I said "you weren't?" and she said "no -- I have a way I can cure hiccups" and I was like "well what is it?" she's like "theres something about me that when I talk to people their hiccups just go away. i just chat or maybe tell them a story and after a minute or so their hiccups are just gone" and I thought she was like definitely on some pseudoscience shit so i kind of laughed and joked like "you should expect a call from the X-Men soon then" and she said "no. For real. I bet your hiccups are gone now aren't they?" and sure enough my fucking hiccups were gone. They stopped while she was speaking to me and didn't come back all night

what the fuck kind of power did this woman have... was she a hiccup witch??? I have so many questions for her

This is kinda amazing, a weird but convenient power😂

i keep adding “squirtle” to the phrase “i’m dying” whenever i say it

“i’m dying, squirtle”

i don’t know why????????? is it a reference i’ve forgotten or am i just fu ckin tatched in the head who knows

The effort of making this meme for this specific post 👌👏✅

reunited at last

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Are police really this out of touch? They think this will make us like them?

the cringiest thing I have seen all day!!!

This literally made my day (insert laughing emojis because Im on the laptop and cba with the bracket thing)

“were you born a boy or a girl”

bold of you to assume I was born at all

I personally was created in a lab

Just straight up spawned

the notes….the notes…..majestic abomination…you people, your merry destructive mayhem…this unholy mattress fire…….for fucks sake read the notes

I was retconned into existence to fix a plot hole four years ago.

My alien dad threw up an egg and now I’m here

I was found in a dumpster fully grown

I’m just a pile of mud with anxiety

I’m a trash can with legs,arms and a lot of feelings.

I was created through the magic of several countries together and just appeared on one of them

I was abandoned in the woods because of my strange, full-body tattoos as a baby, raised by a She-bear until the age of 45, and then found by the Jedi Counsel and trained until the age of 255.

I was actually always here, everyone just forgot about me. I was a founding member of the United Nations, and I also saved the world from the sun going out.

My parents saw Mr, and Mrs Potato Head and wanted some child familiar looking, wished to a majestic Wizard amd here I am

They are going to pass all of their finals

who?

the student reading this ❤️

I mean thanks for the support but idk…

Reblogging with original вжух cat just to make sure

God I had a theories of human nature exam today and this image kept flashing in my head every time any one of these three were mentioned

Whats on your mind my dudez

The “wOow” vine

The 10-hour loop of the yodeling kid

My nyan cat alarm clock

There is a gif set where Lupita Nyong’o and Dinai Gurira discuss how the West colonized the African continent to steal it’s natural resources, but I thought this twitter thread helped re-iterate that this is still happening today.

I enjoyed Black Panther sO much. I’m happy to see the movie is hugely successful ~and~ bringing so many timely, relevant issues to the forefront, and into the consciousness of new generations and older generations of people.

official hex maniac art: 

y’all????:

Tiddys are nice coward!

Your url is a shitty 2000s band

at least source the damn art, bitch

http://borvar.tumblr.com/post/165599062866

And I’m not gonna tolerate thicc Hex slander. She’s our zany cutie.

Y’all need girlfriends

drawers:

y’all????:

Drawers:

Y’all????:

Drawers:

y’all????:

this post is what it’s like to go through an unstable portal

“Let me remind you.“

Michael Komarck - Marvel Zombies 

so i got a totally not bootlegged Kingdom Hearts coloring book for Christmas

it has all my favorite KH characters!

such as

Sora

Maybe-Possibly-Cloud

This Guy

My Neighbor Totoro

Unfortunate Kairi

This Other Guy

Mansex

Soraruto(¿?¿)

And of course my most favorite

HECKIN’

GOSH DAMN

V E G E T A

Vegeta wielding soul edge in the KH universe… that idea is both hilarious and horrifying…

Imagine living with an alien species whose food is so amazing that you’d risk punishment just to eat the inedible plastic containers that the food came in. That’s a dog’s point of view.

Last night my little sister (5th grade) was making an e-mail account

She saw gender and went to click female when she noticed the “other” choice

She looked at me confused and I started to explain that some people don’t think they fit in with strictly male or female

“Oh! You mean like transgender and stuff like that. I was freaked out for a second- I thought they meant robots.”

Yet another example the kids are more open-minded than adults

the three genders: male, female, robot

Seriously. Kids don’t have the bigotries adults do until adults teach them. It’s incredibly easy to explain being, say, trans to a kid. They get it and move on.

barraco barner 

How could someone be that stupid?

I do not un-der-stand!