Image: A screen shot from twitter,

chaotic bob tweets "hey edm kids: punks at one point had a nazi problem, wanna know how they cleared a lot of them out? They put the nazi's physical safety in jeopardy every time the came to shows. And it worked.

Al Kenerdy retweets: comics kids, please also bear in mind that when Nazi's turned up at the marvel offices talking big game about how they wanted to see the guys that made captain America comics, Jack Kirkby went straight down into the streets with the intention of beating the living hell out of them.

and those nazis ran away before Jack Kirby (who is Jewish btw) could get there ❤️

strange guys from my pinterest folder

i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"

ya yee’d yer last haw, t h i e f -

quacking in my boobs over this

QUAKING

BOOTS. FUCKER

🦈 Sharks? Jawesome. Parthenogenesis? Even more fin-tastic than it’s hard to pronounce.

Let’s talk about the birds and the bees. Er, the sharks and the seas. Some species of sharks (and fish, invertebrates, reptiles, and birds!), can reproduce asexually—no mate required. Females use extra genetic materials to fertilize eggs and grow baby sharks completely on their own. How’s that for a Shark Week fact?

World Heritage Post

Today I saw a pic of a baby cowbird next 2 its nest "parent" and it was so much bigger!!!!! Which is the sort of thing that gets normal people upset about the injustice of nest parasitism but makes *me* worry if baby cowbirds get bird dysmorphia

This (from Cornell Labs via Merlin) is the pic I was looking at. It's just a little baby but it's so much bigger than its "parent"!!!! Do baby cowbirds feel isolated? Do they understand they're a different bird, or are they just a really bad sparrow?

hey, good news! ecologists have been studying this very thing! it seems young cowbirds have some kind of innate sense that leads them to sneak out of their foster nest at night to hang out in grasslands where they—more often than not—meet other cowbirds and learn more about what they really are.

Thanks I am going to cry so hard I throw up ;-;

Move aside swagless boutta get a new Wizard’s Staff that comes loaded with spells like “open locked doors” and “dismantle car”

You pass peer review

I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist

https://youtu.be/Nl8xTqTUGCY

If you haven’t seen this episode of Mythbusters I feel so bad for you because “What car?” remains to this day as a defining moment of my adolescence and my entire life

That was a near-religious experience 

I made a gif of it for those of you who cant watch the video in your country. Or if you know you just want to stare at it mesmerized like me

Oh wow they sure did vaporise that car into red mist

Skin against skin, butt and bone You're drawing by yourself so you must atone Boys or girls, when you draw their rears There's one rule that you must adhere

LET THE BUTTCHEEKS KISS THE FLOOR. LET THE BUTTCHEEKS KISS THE FLOOR.

LET THE BUTTCHEEKS KISS THE FLOOR.

Thank you, that mnemonic will be stuck in my head forever now.

Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green

like where is the green

Oh Christ

This is the color your cat is

colors i eyedropped directly from op's cat

I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP's cat.

every time i see this post all i see is some green alien kitty with antennae so i had to draw it

I originally thought those were supposed to be mushrooms, implying that this cat is moldy

Moldy forest cat

i'm happy y'all made fan art of my cat. i tried to show her and she just rubbed her face on my phone

Pet your cat OP, 50% shot it helps.

the first time I reblogged this, like a few weeks ago, it had like 4,000 notes. why do people keep insisting tumblr is dead

i had a DREAM about the green cat last night. not sure what she was up to but. nice to meet her :)

GREEN CAT IS BACK ON MY DAAAAAASH

We Love Green Cat

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I didn't think I would ever cry for a wrestler turning babyface

BUT THEN MJF YOU MOTHERFUCKER-

🦀 Happy Crab Day, Tumblr! 🦀

may it be ✨ crabulous ✨

women with deep voices ❤️

men with high voices ❤️

your voice specifically the one that you use 🫵❤️

Phenomenal news. Just what the people ordered.

Were the "Moms for Liberty" prosecuted for theft?

I feel like if you scream at a small animal loud enough it would simply explode 

does this work on babies and children?

what is man but an animal playing god?

In honour of disability pride month, we made a disability Pride Knight! Stay proud! ⚔️🌈

so how did it go? did crab day save tumblr or do we need to do a bake sale or something

clearly the only thing left we can do is to have the best talent show the world has ever seen, right here on tumblr live

*with my 2012 john green ventriloquist doll* dear judges, i will now perform a monologue