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The term "book of the dead" doesnt really give you perspective to how big a lot of Egyptian funerary texts are.

Imhoteps book of the Dead is 64 feet long.

Okay, but a lot of books would be that long if you laid the pages out

the average printed page is 6 inches wide. so if a book is 128 pages, its 64 ft long. I dont think I own a book with fewer than 128 pages.

It's honestly not that impressive at all. Fuck Imhotep and his pathetic short book.

google really went from "i can type the wildest vague shit into search and it will still find exactly what i'm looking for" to "sites gaming SEO are making it hard to find anything" to "google is [allegedly] actively changing search terms to point you towards searches where they can serve more sponsored results" to "google is just straight up saying Objectively Wrong Things in its search results"

You see I too often sat in school classes and thought “when am I ever going to need this, I’m never going to be an engineer, I’m never gonna be a scientist, I’m never gonna be a linguist” and then I grew up and it turns out a lot of bigots and cults and scams and grifts hinge their entire business model on you just. Not knowing what a protein is or some shit

I don’t like guns and I would never wish death upon anyone, no matter how awful they were because it doesn’t make them suffer and pay for what they did

hot take: being happy bcs someone got shoot and now their wife is a widow and their daugthers are left fatherless is kinda shitty ngl

remember when the queen died and everyone started cheering bcs an old lady kicked the bucket?

Yeah that was hilarious

That was the funniest day of my life until Charlie got Kirk’d