The time between 2015 and 2020 and the time between 2020 and 2025 cant be the same
The term "book of the dead" doesnt really give you perspective to how big a lot of Egyptian funerary texts are.
Imhoteps book of the Dead is 64 feet long.
Okay, but a lot of books would be that long if you laid the pages out
the average printed page is 6 inches wide. so if a book is 128 pages, its 64 ft long. I dont think I own a book with fewer than 128 pages.
It's honestly not that impressive at all. Fuck Imhotep and his pathetic short book.
google really went from "i can type the wildest vague shit into search and it will still find exactly what i'm looking for" to "sites gaming SEO are making it hard to find anything" to "google is [allegedly] actively changing search terms to point you towards searches where they can serve more sponsored results" to "google is just straight up saying Objectively Wrong Things in its search results"
If you fuck with Game Grumps you’re automatically my best friend
do you still fuck with game grumps
i dont even know if i fucked with them when i posted that
october ends in less than a week.. the year is almost over??
may divorce be with you
That post about the time Dick Cheney shot a guy reminded me of this extremely good meme circa 2005-06
You see I too often sat in school classes and thought “when am I ever going to need this, I’m never going to be an engineer, I’m never gonna be a scientist, I’m never gonna be a linguist” and then I grew up and it turns out a lot of bigots and cults and scams and grifts hinge their entire business model on you just. Not knowing what a protein is or some shit
I don’t like guns and I would never wish death upon anyone, no matter how awful they were because it doesn’t make them suffer and pay for what they did
hot take: being happy bcs someone got shoot and now their wife is a widow and their daugthers are left fatherless is kinda shitty ngl
remember when the queen died and everyone started cheering bcs an old lady kicked the bucket?
Yeah that was hilarious
That was the funniest day of my life until Charlie got Kirk’d




