now that’s what the hell im talking about
What if Yoda's species reproduced by like, laying a bunch of eggs in a corpse
Mmmmmm bring your cadaver to a dark and moist environment I will
This was actually confirmed in The New Essential Guide to Sucking and Fucking
hey can you all post things that dont scare me really badly
Mmmmm lethally acidic, my ovulatory discharge is
Fishes And Wishes Are My Life; But Bitches And Dishes Are My Strife
look at his funny spin!!
It's like he's in a dryer or on a turn table or something
edgy anime edits are an infinite source of comedy
me when i drop my fuck wallet
you simply have shit taste
i miss when crypto was just for buying drugs on the internet. why do tech bros have to ruin everything
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I miss seeing you on my dash more often
and i miss getting slopped hard on the daily but we can't all get what we want
lucid dreaming this, reality shifting that. why dont you just think nice thoughts while you are awake