Okay, new rule: if you regularly consume the blood and flesh of a demigod in a room full of chanting elders you’re not allowed to call other religions primitive and evil
This is oddly specific and leaves some very interesting questions unanswered.
Catholicism sure does sound weird when you put it that way.
Aries: When they try hard to lead and take control of something but fail and get frustrated and their brows furrow and they get flustered. And shift their weight from one foot from the other.
Taurus: When they play with their hair and sit quiet and patient and give you little and caring smiles to you from across the room and their eyes spark up because you smiled back.
Gemini: When they are trying to talk and they go too fast and their words tangle up into bunches and start to blush a bright crimson and giggle trying to untangle their words but stumble them up more.
Cancer; When they try to explain something but they don’t know how to, and they start to look at the floor and hide their face. And they start to get shy and they apologize over and over for no reason.
Leo: When they try to cheer you up but they cant and they start to feel bad and play with their hands and pace back and forth to figure it out. And they start to try to distract you by cute little pointless questions.
Virgo: When they get upset and fuss about it and pout their lip and cross their arms and give you big wide-eyed puppy dog eyes. And bit their lip while gazing at you still with those eyes.
Libra; When they start to laugh silently at something you said then it get louder and their eyes spark up and they cover their mouth with their hand and tries to stop their uncontrollable laughter.
Scorpio: When they start to look at you with these utterly bright eyes and look away quickly when you notice, and after a while they come over and talk about their day with and how amazing it was because they got the solo or something like that.
Sagittarius: When they get so excited about something they start to sway back and forth and go around in circles and jump up and down and ramble on how excited they are.
Capricorn: When they are working so hard on something and they spin around on their rolling chair and lay on the floor trying to think and when they are writing they slightly stick out their tongue out of their mouth.
Aquarius: When they get so tired after a very long day and rest their head on your shoulder and play with the bracelets you’re wearing. And tells you little childhood stories and asks you for random advice.
Pieces: When they start to draw on their hand with a pen while carrying a steady conversation and not noticing they are drawing on their hand until you point it out and they smile and whisper, “oh.”
Aries: shy and calm/ caring and compassionate Taurus: sweet and shy/ Satan Gemini: pretty much a dick/ emotional and depressed Cancer: attractive and intimidating/ a big teddy bear Leo: gay/ bADDEST BITCH THAT YOU CANT HELP BUT LOVE Virgo: energetic and crazy/ same thing but tells you more Libra: gREAT/ emotional and really sweet Scorpio: flirtatious and ew/ a bitch Sagittarius: Weird, shy, and annoying/ even more weird, shy, and annoying. Really upfront Capricorn: fun/ fun/ fun/ fun Aquarius: fun and carefree/ a total sweetheart Pieces: really gay/ energetic and smart
Years of playing Pokémon has given me all the knowledge needed to know what Pokémon that is
I decided to create a masterpost that would help you with what you are struggling with. Hopefully any of the links below will help you! Reminder; You’re going to be okay. What you are going through will pass, just remember to breathe.
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Here are some distractions to help keep your mind occupied so you aren’t too focused on your thoughts.
(Other loss and grief)
Please remember to look after yourself and know that you are more than worth it and you deserve to be happy. Keep smiling butterflies x
Because I saw a lot of confused posts by people who seem to think that the Trans Lars headcanon has sprung out of nowhere after “The New Lars”, when in fact this episode only further completed a picture that has been in the making for a long time. Don’t believe me? Here’s everything I could find to indicate that Lars is a trans boy, from the very beginning.
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First of all: From his looks to his mannerisms, Lars is someone who adheres to a quite strict code of hypermasculinity that is, apparently, self-imposed. If you look at his environment and at the people he associates with, it does not seem likely that he picked up that kind of behavior from direct outside influences. Sadie is totally chill and also doesn’t give much of a hoot about stereotypical gendered presentation. The cool kids are also chill, and actually surprisingly in touch with their not so stereotypically male sides. Ronaldo? – Nope. Now we met his parents, and they also don’t seem the type for toxic masculinity. But Lars draws the need to be perceived like that from somewhere, and if it’s not from the pressure and the standards of masculinity coming from the people around him, then where?
I mean, this is almost a caricature of “manspreading”.
Sometimes – ok, pretty often – he takes it too far and comes off as simply a jerk (though I feel like I need to mention that Lars has some very real emotional issues and this is by no means all related to him being trans!), but as it always is with over-the-top behavior in a certain direction: it’s mostly just there to distance yourself from something else that you really don’t want to be associated with. In Lars’ case, the way I see it, the most distance from being seen as a girl is achieved by playing up his masculinity, and as he’s still young and insecure about himself, he tends to overdo it.
In Lars and the Cool Kids, Lars takes center stage for the first time. And takes off his shirt. Some people have used this to discredit the trans theory, because his chest is flat and he doesn’t have any surgery scars that we can see, but actually, I beg to differ. It is unlikely that Lars at his age would have had top surgery done anyway, but surgery is not the only possibility here. He could be on puberty blockers. He could be on T. Additionally, he could just have naturally small breasts – you know, those exist. And if you look at Lars’ build (barely discernible upper chest fat, no hip fat, skinny as a stick), it seems that he has just always had a very boyish figure anyway, no matter what gender he was assigned at birth. (EDIT: For those who don’t want to discount surgery completely: there is such a things as Keyhole or Periareolar Surgery, which is perfectly suited for naturally small-breasted people and leaves little to no noticeable scarring. Thank you @papercrane for pointing that out!)
And looking at him in this episode, he is definitely not completely flat-chested.
A boy that skinny has no business having that much muscle in his upper chest area, and yet he is consistently drawn with that slight outward curve of his chest and the line in the middle of it. You can often even see it while he has his shirt on. This is not character design happening on accident; this is very much intendend.
And I believe Lars is aware that he passes very well, but maybe not entirely upon close inspection. It doesn’t seem like going around shirtless is something he is accustomed to, and his reaction when he sees the Cool Kids all undress for going swimming is the opposite of enthusiasm: shock, maybe a little bit of fear.
He then turns away to take his shirt off and visibly steels himself, taking a deep breath and a sort of “I can do this”-moment before turning around again, ready to face them.
EDIT: Thanks to @missthornbirds who let me put in her tags about this part: #regarding the taking off his shirt scene LOOK AT HIS STANCE! #before he turns around to face the cool kids he makes sure to puff out his chest and get rid of the obvious curves there #to smooth them out by stretching them which I thought was a very neat additional observation!
Then, of course, they almost get eaten alive by Rose’s moss and Lars saves the day with Steven, all the while shirtless, and by the end his initial anxiety about it seems to have all but dissipated. He even initiates Steven’s “chest-high-five” that he had been fending off before; showing, I believe, both that he has bonded with Steven and that he has become a little more confident about casual touches in that area being okay.
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Pokemon Naturia is a romhack based on Gold/Silver version. You will need an emulator to run this fanmade. Why is that fanmade so cool ? ALL the pokemons from gen 1 to 6 are available in Pokemon Naturia and the best thing is that they all have their gen 2 sprite versions which is clearly impressive. The story is exactly the same than the regular Gold/Silver version, except that you start with Eevee as starter. The main difference between G/S and Naturia is that abilities are present in that game. Moreover, new abilities are available, such as new weathers, new defensive abilities etc.
The TMs are usable whenever you want which is great because you will find a lot of interesting TMs in that game ! This is a standard Nuzlocke, I’ve never done this before so I have to say that it was super difficult at the beginning. Indeed when you enter in a gym you can’t go out, you can only use one item per match and all the trainers have strategic pokemons that hold items (sitrus berries, leftovers etc) Also new items are available in that game !
The fact that it is a romhack and that we have to play it on an emulator allows us to increase the speed which can be great especially for the old gens which were really slow for the battle animations and stuff. The map is a standard Johto map however the cities have been modified a bit. The gym leaders also have different pokemons and play strategic so be careful and play smart !
Nothing much to say except that this fanmade is amazing, the spritesheet is massive and all the pokemons are available in that game. Also, some of them are evolving in different ways, for example Eevee will evolve if you give it evolutionary stones but for Leafeon; Glaceon, Sylveon, Espeon and Umbreon it is different. Mine evolved in Glaceon at level 18 in a cave but I’ve seen some video in which the Eevee evolves in Sylveon at lvl 34 in a cave aswell, or in a gym etc. I’ve made different test before making it evolve in Glaceon and I guess that your location is important; Eevee evolves in Leafeon when you level up in a forest, it evolves in Glaceon for me when you are in a cave (it also evolved in Espeon in a cave) and it certainly evolves in Espeon during day and Umbreon during night.
I recommend that fanmade for the people that want to play the G/S adventure with its graphics again because you can have acces to pokemons from gen 1 to gen 6. It was also very difficult in my opinion, so it can be a very nice version for the people that are looking for some challenge !
Where to DL Pokemon Naturia:
Stunning!
Gettin’ Bi - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
everyone please watch this rock ballad in which a middle-aged man sings about being bisexual
This is fucking hilarious! When people ask me what my orientation is I’ll just show them this.
people have so much time on their hands bye?
Talent like this needs to be recognized
“Masculine and feminine roles are not biologically fixed but socially constructed.” .. (Judith Butler)
Hey look, a political comic that matters
5 min tutorial for trcelyne, hope it helps!
Tried this out REALLY roughly just for fun and WOAH!?
IT WORKS WELL!!
IT STILL WORKS WELL!
OMG, I can't even anymore 😂😂😂
Linguti - The new language learning platform which is fun and effective.
Sorry duolingo but I think I’ve found someone new 😍
I wish they had Greek too!
They’re coming out with Chinese soon, too!
I tested it out on French and it seems to be very similar to Rosetta Stone - but it’s free, and teaches grammar. The price of Rosetta Stone and the fact that it doesn’t teach grammar are the only huge drawbacks of it, so Linguti seems to be really good!
