Why is this so funny

Why is this so funny

The people that change gas prices must be the same people that paint graffiti. I never see them, but I know they exist.

I’m the people who change gas prices. It’s the night shifters in corner stores who change the gas prices.

MY president and first lady are the cutest. But seriously if you guys haven’t tried the Good&Co personality quizzes that everyone is talking about, you are for real missing out. I got Kanye and Ellen when I took it! You guys download it and message me who you get! Unless you get Donald Trump… In that case block me 😬😂

LMAOOOO Michelle be like 💀💀

Hey liberals im the communist your highschool warned you about here to tell you some scary things us evil reds want for society:

-Affordable housing for all. -Universal Sex Ed. -Protection of marginalized peoples. -Decriminalizing victimless crimes (like drug use and possession, sex work, homelessness, etc) -Free healthcare and education. -Community organizing and urban planning. -Rationing surplus so we’re not dumping out foods and resources while others go hungry. -Full legal and social recognition of oppressed peoples. -An economy focused on the use of a commodity rather than how much money you can make out of it. -Suppression of those who want to exploit, demean, or harm others on the basis of their skin color, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, or disability. - The people to have greater participation in politics. - Worker’s rights. - The private wealth of society’s rich to be expropriated and redistributed to the people. - And more!

~🚩Another world is possible🚩~

I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off

dis bitch

“Verifiable fact” 😭😂

I’d PISS ON HER tbh

btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy

and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time

DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU

I want this post everywhere

jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.

the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.

Wow, more proof the Borgias were trash.

this ones for all the porn bots following me:

tity

waiter: hi what would you like to drink? me: coke please waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?

waiter: hi what would you like to drink? me: coke please waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?

so my uncle is a priest and apparently can’t deny when i ask him to bless something so i now have a blessed laptop, blessed loaf of bread, and blessed underwear. 

i just asked him to bless this post and he did 

This post is officially the most holy post on Tumblr.  Use it to banish sins from your dashboard.

when i woke up this morning, my first thought was ‘no one visits my grave anymore’ and i was really sad for a few minutes so i lay on my bed with my eyes shut and then all of a sudden i opened my eyes and was like ‘wait i don’t have a grave what the fuck’

are you okay

Am I Ever?

Sai Baba (via wordsnquotes)

protect her

what a beautiful wedding

im art blocking so hard

have half a piece of sushi

hey guys…. it’s me….. goku sushi

im glad that out of all the art ive been painstakingly cranking out on a daily basis this month, this is what you people decided to reblog

Yeah? Yeah.

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The people that change gas prices must be the same people that paint graffiti. I never see them, but I know they exist.

I'm the people who change gas prices. It's the night shifters in corner stores who change the gas prices.