yo eggbrt hbd

I should post it last night lol

this is the definition of yt privilege

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

10 of Pentz came thruuu

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

It fucking WORKED.

Worth a shot

Why the fuck not

“I need my guns so I can be prepared for the zombie apocalypse” 

Haha, then wut? 

No seriously- then what? 

Let’s say you win. You did it. You win the apocalypse. All the zombies are dead and whatever viral strain or evil wizard that was creating them has been exterminated. You stockpiled your guns, ammo, and blunt objects. You killed them. You killed them all. 

Then what? 

You learned how to shoot a large-quantity, slow-moving target with few defenses. That’s not the same as hunting for food. Do you know how to skin a deer? Do you know which parts of an animal are edible and which ones are not? Do you know which animals will stampede when startled? Do you know how to track an animal? 

Then what? 

Do you know how to forage? There’s lots of poisons that grow wild. If you ate poison, would you know it before you puked your insides out onto the grass? Do you know the signs of scurvy? Can you cultivate crops without killing them?

Then what? 

Can you build a shelter? A lasting shelter. Not a lean-to that can blow over in a strong wind, not a pre-existing building that might have holes and drafts and problems. Can you build a brick oven to cook your food, do you know how to treat your water?

Then what? 

Do you know anything about medicine? Can you stitch a wound, treat a head wound, perform surgery? Do you know the signs of dehydration, how to make a splint, how to treat a snake bite? Do you know how to stop the spread of a disease you don’t recognize without killing the person who has it? Do you know what necrosis looks like? Do you know what gangrene looks like? 

Then what? 

Weave? Garden? Sew? 

Then what? 

Engineering? Carpentry? Electrical? 

Then what? 

Metallurgy? Animal husbandry? 

Will you help us rebuild or will you sit on your laurels of being a big damn hero while the rest of us do the hard work of being in a society? 

If your fantasy of surviving the apocalypse is only guns, then it ends when you run out of ammo. 

Lol. 

Then wut? 

if you ask a girl on a date she might say yes

You deadass?

Fuck you I’ll reblog it cuz it’s an elephant strawberry I need no other reason

It’s an elephant strawberry. That’s already magical enough.

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

it’s literally so funny to me that soul eater takes place in nevada. i dont know why. i think its because it’s such a wild story about the grim reaper and witches and demons and a school where kids turn into weapons… and it just takes place in nevada 

It takes place in what now.

nevada

you know, where the almighty god of death resides 

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

it’s literally so funny to me that soul eater takes place in nevada. i dont know why. i think its because it’s such a wild story about the grim reaper and witches and demons and a school where kids turn into weapons… and it just takes place in nevada 

It takes place in what now.

nevada

you know, where the almighty god of death resides 

“cats can’t do any tricks” well wrong.

cats can:

good morninge immediotely

or else

or else what, cat?

Don’t patronize them.

when a crime is committed, it is not the victim’s fault

The👏🏻only👏🏻people👏🏻at👏🏻fault👏🏻for👏🏻rape👏🏻are👏🏻rapists

(And if you disagree you should feel free to remove yourself from society at your earliest convenience.)

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

I am sorry…

I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG

Hell no.

Sorry

Y'all really got a porn blog out here doin it.

I couldn’t live with myself if something happened to my Mom lol

I second my husband’s emotion! Lol

This is supposed to be a porn blog but NO

Scrolled past but got paranoid

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EU TE AMO MÃE 

WHY IS THIS POST BACK?

Omg this my second time seeing this shit I hate these

Im so sorry and i hate these! But i never want to chance it!!

PILAR

😤😤😤😤

Love my mom

Love ya mommy bear

I love you mommy.

i looked this guy up to check if this was real and almost every single video on youtube that has audio of his music is blocked in the USA and doesn’t even show up unless you see them in playlists

For those that want to listen to it, it’s even better than you’re imagining.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H2mSa41a0J

what the fuck is going on. surely this is by someone else this can’t actually be a real song. “i am the big weird man” doesn’t even turn up any results on Google so either you made this song on the spot or it’s a 100% real thing by the big bopper himself

fun fact: the reason this is so rare is the recording was actually found at the site of the plane crash that killed him, ritchie valens, and buddy holly, and remained unreleased for some time. the heat from the crash warped the master tape a bit, which gives the recording its slightly wavy out of tune feeling. regardless, it survived, while the three rock and roll pioneers did not. Very eerie..

i foun d my old wallet in the drawer next to my bed and it had $400 in it im having a heart attack

reblog the aquabats! wallet of good fortune & you’ll b blessed w/ good fortune

HOLY SHIT I REBLOGGED THIS TWO DAYS AGO AND I JUST GOT A REFUND CHECK IN THE MAIL FOR 217.52!!!!