irish boys though

I am sick and tired of numbers defining me.  My GPA, my weight ,my SAT score, the number of likes you get on an instagram photo, the amount of retweets you get… these are not who I am.

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

Zoe and Alfie: Come out as couple Luke and Emma: Come out as couple Carrie and Pete: Come out as couple Dan and Phil:… Phandom: And now we wait

Cake

i need need need the library one for my birthday pls pls pls

You can say you’re not in the cake fandom but EVERYONE is in the cake fandom

Roxy like a puma

why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4am

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

alright where are all yall getting these kermits…

when you’ve been with the same guy for 4 years

he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain

do any millionaires follow me that are bored

girl don’t I know it

*has a bag of sour gummy worms* hey you want one *you go to grab a blue-red one* *I immediately stop you* no not that one

i still havent recovered from this

An*

I used to be a kid who ‘was going places’ but then I joined Tumblr

that explains your url