Damn this expires on Halloween 2025
Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves
specifically this kind of bonk.
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Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves
specifically this kind of bonk.
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Asexual labels explained using cereal
You are in a kitchen, opening a pantry door. It contains every brand of cereal in existence.
Libido- How hungry you are
Sexual Attraction- How appealing each cereal is to you
Sex-Repulsed- The mere act of eating cereal disturbs you. You flee the kitchen to watch Netflix instead.
Sex-Indifferent- Someone brings you a bowl of cereal. Even though you don’t crave cereal, you decide to eat some anyway. Maybe because you want the person to feel happy you’re eating something they provided you. Maybe you’re just that hungry. Regardless, you’re fine with eating it since it’s already there. If it wasn’t, you wouldn’t care either.
Sex-favorable- Though you don’t particularly crave cereal, the act of eating cereal is enjoyable. So enjoyable, you go through the trouble of picking a brand to eat.
Asexual with low/no libido- You are rarely hungry, and none of the cereal appeals to you.
Asexual with average/high libido- You are often hungry, but none of the cereal appeals to you.
Aegosexual- Eating cereal sounds fun in theory but not in practice. You certainly have no interest in eating cereal yourself. You’d rather fantasize about other people eating cereal, thankyouverymuch.
Gray Asexual- You only like Lucky Charms and Apple Jacks. And maybe Fruity Pebbles but you’re not quite sure.
Demisexual- You see a box of Trix. You are familiar with the rabbit on the box, due to the commercials you’ve seen. You always sympathized with the rabbit for never getting any Trix. There are things in life you’ve wanted but have never gotten. You feel a bond with the rabbit. Suddenly that box of Trix looks tasty.
Fraysexual- You see a box of Cocoa Puffs. You have never heard of Cocoa Puffs in your life. But something about it is oh-so-appealing. You pour yourself a bowl. As you start to eat, you catch a commercial for Cocoa Puffs on TV. You now know what the mascot on the box is like. You lose interest in Cocoa Puffs for reasons you cannot explain.
Lithosexual- You notice a box of Fruit Loops. You feel an urge to eat it. Toucan Sam comes to life and asks you to eat them. This makes you uncomfortable, so you leave to watch Netflix with the sex-repulsed ace.
Reciprosexual- You have no interest in any of the cereal. Not even that box of Frosted Flakes. But Tony the Tiger shows up wanting you to eat the Frosted Flakes. Now that he wants you to eat Frosted Flakes, you want to eat Frosted Flakes.
Cupiosexual- You want to eat cereal, but none of the cereal looks appealing. Maybe if you grab that box of Corn Flakes, it’ll become appealing to you later? It’s happened to other people. You consider grabbing that box of Corn Flakes, just in case.
Orchidsexual- Some of the cereal looks appealing, but you have no interest in eating cereal.
Aceflux- None of the cereal looks good, so you close the pantry. A few days later, you decide to open the pantry again. Now, some of those brands look appetizing. You check the pantry again the next day. None of the cereal looks good anymore.
Quoisexual- You have no idea if you like a cereal because you want to eat it, or if you just think the box art is pretty. Does liking the box art count as wanting to eat it? Do you just like the mascot? Does liking the mascot count as wanting to eat the cereal? After reading everything I’ve written, you are still confused. You bang your head against the pantry in frustration.
Ok I’m adding to this not as a continuation of the point but to thank OP cause this made me look up a label and discover it fit me better than anything I had used before. So thank you so much for waking up and deciding to use cereal as an explanation cause I’m grinning so widely at finding the term ‘aegosexual’
This is a good post, thank you so much OP
That said, I wanted to give it a go of describing other sexualities for comparison and demi/lith/Frey/recipro with cereal, not they’re mascots, like the others
Heterosexual: you only enjoy wheat-based cereals. This doesn’t mean that you enjoy every wheaty cereal, just that if you do like a cereal, it’s gonna be a wheat one.
Homosexual: same as above, but you only enjoy puff-rice cereal.
Bi/pan/etc: You like cereal of more than one grain type or don’t care what grain it’s made of. This has nothing to do with how hungry you are or how many bowls of cereal you’d like to eat. You wish people would stop assuming you’re hungrier than average just because you like a wide variety of cereals!
Demi: you don’t want to eat Trix, but you see the box every day. You see what trix looks like, smells like, sounds like. After a long time, when you’ve grown very familiar with trix, you find that you do, actually, want to eat it.
Fray: You like eating coco puffs. You get a box and enjoy the first bowl immensely. But you see the box on the shelf every day, and over time that familiarity makes it unappealing.
Lith: eating coco puffs sounds so good. You fantasize about eating cocoa puffs and enjoy that a lot. But when you actually get a box of cocoa puffs, the idea of eating it is abruptly unappealing.
Recipro: You don’t want to eat any kind of cereal when you don’t have any, but just having a type of cereal available makes that one kind of cereal sound delicious.
Bonus:
Polyamorous: you want to eat more than one type of cereal. No matter how much you love a cereal, there’s no reason that means you should never eat anything else. Eating corn flakes one day doesn’t mean that you don’t love trixs
@alphabetcompletionist is this anything? I know it's not got a lot of the alphabet in it but it's kinda similar to your schtick.
i webwoged it aweady ‼️
no i didn't it's in my queue hold on
no i did reblog it yes
Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.
I'm trying to prove something.
Reblog if your blog is a safe place for asexuals.
Reblog if you are asexual/apart of the asexual spectrum in any way
reblog if you agree that asexuality isn't just a phase of puberty
hate it when comic artists draw boobs like this
scotty-summers
bad.
@eschergirls so, what should we call this phenomenon? Banana boobies or Bruce Timm ta-tas?
Combine that with boobsocks and get banana socks? Important to vacuum seal fruits to preserve freshness tho.
thunderhumper
some breasts are that shape
I assume what’s happened is that many of the artists have been influenced by media from the 90′s in which dressing without a bra was very common and quite fashionable. This meant that you would see breasts in their natural shape rather than the shaped effect a bra creates.
The issue here is less an inability to draw breasts and more a misunderstanding of how tight, restrictive clothing like superhero costumes would affect the outline of the body.
Also those pictures are clearly very stylized, so realism doesn’t apply so much there.
official boob post
How many have you read?
The BBC estimates that most people will only read 6 books out of the 100 listed below. Reblog this and bold the titles you’ve read.
1 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen 2 Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkein 3 Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte 4 Harry Potter series 5 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee 6 The Bible 7 Wuthering Heights – Emily Bronte 8 Nineteen Eighty Four – George Orwell 9 His Dark Materials – Philip Pullman 10 Great Expectations – Charles Dickens 11 Little Women – Louisa M Alcott 12 Tess of the D’Urbervilles – Thomas Hardy 13 Catch 22 – Joseph Heller 14 Complete Works of Shakespeare 15 Rebecca – Daphne Du Maurier 16 The Hobbit – JRR Tolkien 17 Birdsong – Sebastian Faulks 18 Catcher in the Rye 19 The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey Niffeneger 20 Middlemarch – George Eliot 21 Gone With The Wind – Margaret Mitchell 22 The Great Gatsby – F Scott Fitzgerald 23 Bleak House – Charles Dickens 24 War and Peace – Leo Tolstoy 25 The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams 26 Brideshead Revisited – Evelyn Waugh 27 Crime and Punishment – Fyodor Dostoyevsky 28 Grapes of Wrath – John Steinbeck 29 Alice in Wonderland – Lewis Carroll 30 The Wind in the Willows – Kenneth Grahame 31 Anna Karenina – Leo Tolstoy 32 David Copperfield – Charles Dickens 33 Chronicles of Narnia – CS Lewis 34 Emma – Jane Austen 35 Persuasion – Jane Austen 36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe – CS Lewis 37 The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini 38 Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres 39 Memoirs of a Geisha – Arthur Golden 40 Winnie the Pooh – AA Milne 41 Animal Farm – George Orwell 42 The Da Vinci Code – Dan Brown 43 One Hundred Years of Solitude – Gabriel Garcia Marquez 44 A Prayer for Owen Meaney – John Irving 45 The Woman in White – Wilkie Collins 46 Anne of Green Gables – LM Montgomery 47 Far From The Madding Crowd – Thomas Hardy 48 The Handmaid’s Tale – Margaret Atwood 49 Lord of the Flies – William Golding 50 Atonement – Ian McEwan
51 Life of Pi – Yann Martel 52 Dune – Frank Herbert 53 Cold Comfort Farm – Stella Gibbons 54 Sense and Sensibility – Jane Austen 55 A Suitable Boy – Vikram Seth 56 The Shadow of the Wind – Carlos Ruiz Zafon 57 A Tale Of Two Cities – Charles Dickens 58 Brave New World – Aldous Huxley 59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time – Mark Haddon 60 Love In The Time Of Cholera – Gabriel Garcia Marquez 61 Of Mice and Men – John Steinbeck 62 Lolita – Vladimir Nabokov 63 The Secret History – Donna Tartt 64 The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold 65 Count of Monte Cristo – Alexandre Dumas 66 On The Road – Jack Kerouac 67 Jude the Obscure – Thomas Hardy 68 Bridget Jones’s Diary – Helen Fielding 69 Midnight’s Children – Salman Rushdie 70 Moby Dick – Herman Melville 71 Oliver Twist – Charles Dickens 72 Dracula – Bram Stoker 73 The Secret Garden – Frances Hodgson Burnett 74 Notes From A Small Island – Bill Bryson 75 Ulysses – James Joyce 76 The Bell Jar – Sylvia Plath 77 Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome 78 Germinal – Emile Zola 79 Vanity Fair – William Makepeace Thackeray 80 Possession – AS Byatt 81 A Christmas Carol – Charles Dickens 82 Cloud Atlas – David Mitchel 83 The Color Purple – Alice Walker 84 The Remains of the Day – Kazuo Ishiguro 85 Madame Bovary – Gustave Flaubert 86 A Fine Balance – Rohinton Mistry 87 Charlotte’s Web – EB White 88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven – Mitch Albom 89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle 90 The Faraway Tree Collection – Enid Blyton 91 Heart of Darkness – Joseph Conrad 92 The Little Prince – Antoine De Saint-Exupery 93 The Wasp Factory – Iain Banks 94 Watership Down – Richard Adams 95 A Confederacy of Dunces – John Kennedy Toole 96 A Town Like Alice – Nevil Shute 97 The Three Musketeers – Alexandre Dumas 98 Hamlet – William Shakespeare 99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory – Roald Dahl 100 Les Miserables – Victor Hugo
bookavid
5 i am a disgrace im calling bs on anyone who claims they read ulysses tbh
quillbit-reads
22 full reads. I have read more, but I just didn’t finish them, ex. Dracula and Count of Monte Cristo
slytherin-bookworm-guy
I’ve read 13 so far
I’ve read 10
10 complete ones, didn’t finish Count of Monte Cristo and Catch-22
It’s with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns.
garfieldtaxidermy
Turn to page 14 to climb into the clowns jaws.
Turn to page 6 to turn around and walk away.
garfieldtaxidermy
It’s with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns.
garfieldtaxidermy
It’s with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns.
> they don’t know the alternative future in the Simpsons where Bart marries trans Milhouse
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Oh, that’s the context.
good dad
Right in the feels
For full context: Homer quit working at the power plant and started his dream job at the bowling alley but when Marge got pregnant with Maggie, he had to get his old job back in order to afford three kids (and was briefly bitter about it until Maggie was born and he immediately bonded with her), and Mr. Burns put that sign up as punishment for Homer’s having left the power plant so Homer changed the sign. Moments like this are what makes the classic era of the Simpsons so beyond most other adult animated shows.
Wake up babe, new booty shorts text just dropped.
this may seem extreme but i believe people who say things like this should die
I think a lot of famous painters have died
of course vincent van gogh is the only painter to have ever died
So beautifull! Would use it for whiskey tho, something you don't have to clean 😅
The vid shows how the air plays with the tentacles when it is being poured