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The holy trinity
jesse we need to cook empathy jesse
2018 was five years ago let that sink in
no fucking way💀
no no guys you don’t get it i made this fucking post in 2018. as a joke. i was like hah could you imagine it being 2023? could never be me! and then completely forgot until right now when someone reblogged it and i was forced to face the horror that it is, in fact, the year 2023 right now.
Posts that are better with timestamps enabled
Reblog if it is infact, the year 2023 right now
Alright, here's one for the queers
So supposedly, every family has "a gay cousin." I'm curious as to whether that's accurate or not. So!
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Some ya’ll who are younger need to google Frank Serpico and read about his time in the NYPD and what the cops did to him and attempted to do to him up until the late 90′s. He literally had to go into hiding in Italy and Switzerland and multiple times people tried to kill him. He only came back to America after the mafia (who hated the NYPD a lot, obviously) said “you’re under our protection.”
Damn, NYPD is so bad, Mafia started protecting good cops
Tears are not a weakness. They are a release. Let them carry your sorrow out of you, and do not begrudge their journey
listen, as a government regulator, please for the love of god call your city code enforcement on your landlords more often. we often have our hands tied and cannot enforce the law on code and permit violations until a citizen files a formal complaint. use the services available! PLEASE!
What to do in case of a plot bunny attack: Keep calm. Save your last work. You will likely not come back to it very soon. Write down everything you've got inspired to. Do it now or the plot bunny hops away. Feel good and excited about this new piece. Go to sleep. You need the rest, because the plot bunny will attack again. And then rinse and repeat.
Best Underdog Bird 🦜
Round 2 - Match 4
Our Contestants:
This poll is part of an event that allows the early eliminees from the main tournament have more time in the spotlight!
32-hours, same pay. This is progress.
#MakeThisTheNorm
A four day week WITHOUT REDUCING PAY.
Actually pay should go higher anyway.
watching a movie at home circa like, 2001 was like
- put your TV on channel 2 so the VCR will work
- open up the clamp shell case that held the VHS that has that satisfying crrlikkkkkk
- put in the movie
- gdi it has to be rewound
- press STOP and then rewind because its so much faster that way
- start the movie and it takes a few seconds for the movie to actually start cause you rewound to the VERY beginning
- FBI will get you if you illegally distribute or exhibit this movie
- and then. because you forgot that movies are always so much louder than TV
COMING SOON TO OWN ON VIDEO AND DVD
- QUICK LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Okay crisis averted.
- although. these ads are kind of quiet. a little hard to hear.....
- better turn up the volume...
THX
Posts you can hear
Posts you can feel in your soul 😭😭
Reminder
The Days of Awe, also known as the High Holidays are quickly approaching.
This means be aware & don’t schedule important events, tests, meetings, etc, when your Jewish community members cannot be in attendance in order to observe them.
Rosh Hashanah
Begins sunset of Friday, September 15, 2023
Ends nightfall of Sunday, September 17, 2023
Yom Kippur
Begins sunset of Sunday, September 24, 2023
Ends nightfall of Monday, September 25, 2023
For most Christians in the US, most of your holidays are bank holidays & you get paid double to work, if you so choose. Our High Holy Days forbid work for us.
Don’t force your Jewish colleagues, friends, family, and community members to have to lose out because you have the privilege not to.
September 8, 2023 - The same superyacht was vandalized for a second time by activists holding a banner stating the fact that "Billionaires should not exist!" [video]
CDC finally fuckin' recommended the new COVID boosters for everyone in the US. letting my american followers who don't check the news know because i've been turned away for wanting to get an extra booster & now won't be anymore & it's Lovely. most americans are not going to get these and are going to grumble about them, which sucks as far as spread goes - but DOES mean u can schedule with ur local pharmacy sooner rather than later. please do so. ur immunocomprised friends and ur own body will thank u.
