Sorry For Coming

christian memes are a thing I wasn’t ready to stumble upon

“would you like the rest of my-”

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

Want to ice skate?

Superglue knives to the bottom of your feet 

MY ANACONDA-

there is so much tragedy in the world like war and starvation and the outfits that disney channel actors wear 

please everyone a moment of silence

Here to help y'all gorgeous children

This is v important

A buttload of underwear is exactly one pair

I’m fuckin that chicken finger

Cassi….

Ima be queefing lawry’s seasonin for a week

You goin to jail