Happy Phineas and Ferb day!!!

thERE’S A HUNDRED AND FOUR DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION-

AND SCHOOL COMES ALONG JUST TO END IIIITTT

SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION

IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TO SPEEENDDD ITTTT

LIKE MAY BE

people wanna talk about "don't self diagnose autism" meanwhile the autism test is damn near 3k dollars, a lot of people don't believe women can have autism, and (for black people) doctors don't believe them when they say they have literally anything. so.

Don't forget that an official diagnosis can seriously fuck you over from a legal standpoint.

MUTUAL AID REQUEST: Help Dean stay afloat!

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Background: My friend Dean is a 34-year-old disabled Black man from Washington, DC. He was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes in 2019. He has been struggling with chronic food insecurity and the malnutrition has led to further issues with his bones, blood pressure, and bladder. He currently has stable housing but spent much of 2020 housing insecure.

In April 2020 he was in a car accident that left him with broken ribs and severe back injury (the last picture in this post is from April 2020, of him in the stretcher right after the accident). He went on disability benefits after the accident. In October 2020 he came down with COVID-19 and spent 3 weeks in hospital, but fortunately made a full recovery.

The situation: Dean’s benefits expired in January and the process of reinstating them will take 3 to 6 months. That means Dean has zero income right now. He also doesn’t have health insurance coverage. Right now his goal is to raise $900 for his living expenses while his benefits are paused.

Donations will go to rent/utilities, medical bills and medication costs (including metformin (fourth pic) and insulin for his diabetes), and the fresh food Dean needs for his health to stabilize. He’s had to go days without eating at times which is very dangerous for him.

Where to donate:

P*yp*l: deanphanor1986@gmail.com

V*nmo: @ Dean-Phanor

C*sh*pp: $topsecret1986 - not preferred right now because there’s been some issues with the account but I wanted to list it because that should be resolved soon. V*nmo and P*yp*l are both good options.

Dean’s birthday is coming up on March 9th! Please spread this post even if you can’t donate yourself, last week I made a smaller post for Dean to cover an individual medication cost and we got an amazing response, please keep that energy up and help my friend survive! If you have any questions feel free to DM me.

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the DELIVERY

Shakespeare would write this

THAT’S THE BITCH FROM THE TAKING OUT THE TRASH VIDEO

That Thor voice fuckin’ one-shotted me

Jared, 19, is the king’s half brother?!

jared,19 the bastard prince who cannot read

“the only thing I’m curious about is boys”

If you’re ever feeling down, just pull up google maps, zoom in on England and start looking at all the place names.

my personal recommendations:

Yeah fandoms are cool and all but like

from cryptidcrisis on reddit

You guys have been saying “within 10 years” for the last 20. Remember how we weren’t supposed to have snow by 2010 or chocolate by 2014? You’re full of bunkum.

that’s because we made changes in the past to prevent that from happening(: but now we have more problems to fix, because the environment has more than 1 problem (:

The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) dir. Brian Henson

This is just Yzma and Kronk

Just kinda wanna be braless and eat fruit in peace tbh

So did Eve and look where that got her

I don’t know about you, but there are days when I could go for being braless, eating fruit and bringing about the downfall of man. 

Reblog if all you want to do is be braless and eat fruit and bring about the downfall of man.

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“Gary, I realize it’s your first day, but we do have a dress code.”

I literally can’t tell who is talking to who, and I don’t want to change that for a second.

ATTENTION WRITERS

Google BetaBooks. Do it now. It’s the best damn thing EVER.

You just upload your manuscript, write out some questions for your beta readers to answer in each chapter, and invite readers to check out your book!

It’s SO easy!

You can even track your readers! It tells you when they last read, and what chapter they read!

Your beta readers can even highlight and react to the text!!!

There’s also this thing where you can search the website for available readers best suited for YOUR book!

Seriously guys, BetaBooks is the most useful website in the whole world when it comes to beta reading, and… IT’S FREE.

HEY! BECAUSE OF OP, THEY CREATED A SPECIAL WELCOME IF YOUR FOUND THEM THRU A TUMBLR WELCOME, ITS A YOUTUBE VIDEO.

They also sent me this; which was super cool

*slams reblog button*

@findingtallahassee holy shit! This is cool!

“Authors retain all rights to works posted on BetaBooks, and can add or remove content at their discretion. BetaBooks makes no claim to any of the work posted on the site.”

Incase anyone was wondering

when the power went out i heard an explosion and my boyfriend was like “a transformer probably busted” and i deadass thought he meant Optimus Prime was out there nutting

Made me think of this post

[ID: A cropped image of Camuccini’s painting “The Death of Julius Caesar”. In the center is Julius Caesar, labelled “"It’s just a phase"”. Around him are various senators holding knives, labelled “bi people”, “aces”, “queer people”, “lesbians”, “aros”, “pan people”, “trans people”, “nonbinary people”, and “gay people”. End ID]

this is a poem

i couldn’t not draw this

Responding to a pandemic in the world’s wealthiest and most powerful nation:

PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU’RE APOLOGIZING FOR BECAUSE I’M COMPLETELY CONFUSED

The RNA vaccines approved for COVID-19 in the US both need to be distributed at extremely low temperatures. Like 40F lower than any other mass-distributed medicine.

It turns out the Dippin Dots company runs the only nationwide supply chain that’s ever operated at those temperatures. So all these big serious health orgs are consulting the expertise of, and even exploring renting equipment from, The Ice Cream of the Future™️.

WODJSKXNSIJXSKD

I beg your pardon

mosquito: *about to bite me*

me: umm i have a bf

🌸*little giggles* daddy’s the only one allowed to put their mouth on baby girl ^_^🌸 -Babygirl

me:

mosquito: yikes

Remember just scrolling down your dash and seeing random nudes? Those were the days

Marvel Comics #1000: We’re Calling Him Ben

I feel this is an important addition. He saves so many people on a regular basis that this just keeps happening. And he feels so much for his uncle that the answer is always the same.

…. This hits different when you realise he’s canonically Jewish

Can you please elaborate ? I’m curious as to what it means

You can read a pretty good summary of it here, but as (most likely) Ashkenazi Jews, PP probably follows the minhag (custom) that says “that by naming a newborn child after a deceased loved one, the soul lives on through the child.” (Quoted from the site linked above.) And given how his Uncle Ben died, it just makes it all the more sadder tbh.

christmas is just *tries to feel the sort of joy one experienced as a child with increasing alarm as the month goes on*