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Welcome to the chaos!

@a-patchofmoss

/Leo or Moss | Bigender | He/They/It/Fern\

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Original Work Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Original Character(s)/Original Character(s) Characters: Original Characters, Original Non-Binary Character Additional Tags: Domestic Fluff, Fluff, cookies and tea, Dancing in the Rain, watching the rain together, Thunderstorms, Rain Series: Part 1 of How a patch of Moss can love a star Summary:

There's nothing like watching the rain with a warm cup of tea with your partner.

I finished writing and editing my first story! I might write more but I'm not too sure, but I hope ya’ll enjoyed this!

Don’t get your sex ed from fanfiction!

Get it from

Not even joking, y'all, Scarleteen is an amazing resource that deserves attention and (if you've got the cash for it) donations so they can keep providing thorough education about sex, consent, relationships, etc to folks of all ages who need it.

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Here’s a rundown of their general policy, from literally the first article I clicked on just now:

As you might be getting from that, they’re pretty intersex inclusive, too. Here’s a sample of something that’s a little more directly about sex-specific stuff in case you’re thinking “well but they said that was just about pleasure tho”:

They have a lot of sections on their site, but number two is Gender:

“That’s probably just like hetero gender dynamics stuff tho...” Nay nay! Here’s a few of the articles from the first page of their “Gender” section:

Scarleteen was a huge help to me as a trans person. They have a live chat that has sex-ed type folks giving real-time answers, and even just the staff+volunteers who happened to be attending to the live chat were able to help me with weird niche trans problems - a decade ago, when trans people, it seemed, damn near didn’t exist. They are EFFING AWESOME and want to help you!!!!

In addition to LGBTQ+ positivity...

They have a disabled section with stuff for chronic pain. There was a link about navigating consent with non-verbal partners. This is an awesome resource, I've never felt so included.

Thank you for introducing me to it!

As a parent this is an invaluable resource because lets be real. No matter how close you are to your parents sine things are UncomfortableTM to talk about with your them

So acknowledging that and telling my kid "You can ask me anything but if you're too embarrassed to ask me something this is a trusted source you can go to" is super important

Yeah, honestly I don’t even think it’s embarrassment as much as just... boundaries and privacy, that means teens don’t want to walk up to their parents like, “Dad, what should I keep in mind if I want to give oral sex to my partner?”

Sexuality is one of those areas where kids should be developing the ability to figure out their own tastes and preferences beyond what their parents have defined for them. it’s also part of them building relationships outside the family home, and generally learning to operate autonomously. It’s great if kids have a good base of support to fall back on, but honestly it’s healthier for parents and caregivers to say, “I’m going to give you the tools and resources you need to explore this on your own, so you can practice independence, though you can come to me any time you want.”

Like, this whole process of forcing kids to rely 100% on their parents for knowledge about how their bodies work and what sexual pleasure is like is in itself really unhealthy and creepy. It commonly forces kids to secretly go to sources of dubious reliability or trustworthiness, which makes them really vulnerable, especially if telling their parents about any problems they encounter means they need to confess that they broke the rules.  It is so much safer to let kids know where the good resources are, and that they’re allowed to access them.

June 22 2019 - A fascist trying to pick a fight at Bologna Pride gets more reaction than he bargained for. [video]

Exit, pursued by bear.

The description of the original video:

Translation:

“A neo-fascist, in all his Italian virility, begins to insult some women participating in Bologna Pride. This until, frightened by other protesters covered with glitter and by a bear far more virile than he, to devote himself to what the Fascists do best: escape.”

EXIT, PURSUED BY A BEAR. I’M SOBBING

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La fuga, pursued by bear in glitter 🤣🤣🤣

“to devote himself to what the Fascists do best: escape.” ROAST HIS ASS

the Strength, the Solidarity, and the Shade here is examplary

Uh oh bestie. Turns out, if you want the rewards of being pillow princess, you have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of telling the service top what you want 😔

Girl, I think you're lost. This is a lesbian sex blog.

played scp containment breach with a friend and felt extremely nostalgic. translating these was hell sorry if theyre hard to understand. grian should be just one class but who cares im not fixing that

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bro… the fucking magnus archives…

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just thought about the mere sound of a tape recorder whirring and visibly teared up. you ruin a mans life so fucking thoroughly and nearly kill the whole world with it as a process of like, super slow digestion that started in his childhood. and then his biggest fear (of dying/disappearing and no one know what happened to him) turns out to be his freedom.

respect eret and her contribution to the narrative or die by my blade

actually, i am gonna elaborate somewhat

i see people in the tags mentioning how without eret's betrayal of l'manberg, there would be no story as we know it

yes, it is correct, but im not just talking about the betrayal, im also talking about how the narrative forgot eret outside of that

how many people know that eret was the third person to join l'manberg? that he joined before even tubbo did?

how many people, if asked, would be able to say that it was eret who built the walls?

how many people would know that when the dteam attacked l'manberg with tnt cannons, eret was the only one online and patched the holes in the walls?

do people know that eret offered help to wilbur and tommy after they were exiled? before they even found the ravine? and that that help was rejected?

do they know that as king, eret had no power? that dream was the one who held all of it? who called eret "obedient" and that their purpose was to "sit there and look pretty"? how despite being told to stay neutral he would fight for pogtopia anyway?

do people know that eret was the one to agree to help ghostbur in trying to revive wilbur? that he built the shrine that wilbur would later respawn at?

do they know that eret has a hidden past with foolish that we still don't know a lot about, and a connection to herobrine?

do they know how eret cannot live past the betrayal? how it keeps getting thrown into his face again and again and again while others who committed worse get to move on? canon lives did not exist at the time of the betrayal so why are we holding it to that standard?

why do we forget?

actually, you know what. i'm ill about this, so here are all the sources! under the cut, because this is gonna be a long one.

Anonymous asked:

double life, but everyone is partnered up with their irl romantic partners. joel and lizzie would probably dominate due to both being professional minecrafters, but also imagine grian's wife seeing what a menace her husband is in minecraft.

OH I'M IN LOVE WITH THIS IDEA-

Jizzie WOULD dominate on account of being the best- however, watching Kristy and Jimmy play together... 🥺

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Martyn and Netty!!! The return of Netty to Minecraft would be so exciting.

Also can't believe this is a concept just created to bully Scott for being one of the few single Life SMP members /j

Do the single members just have to play alone as penance for being single?

I see people like this idea as much as I do!

On the one hand I love angsty headcanons about dungeon master tango, but on the other hand I find the idea that someone comes to visit him and hes just in decked out, cuddling the ravagers like they’re giant dogs going “whos my favorite murderous beast? You are! You’re doing such a good job eating all the hermits faces!”

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📬 New ask game

Reblog this post and let your followers assign you a minecraft mob according to your vibes

Or write in the tags which minecraft mob you associate with yourself

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cant stop thinking about that anon who asked whether or not im actually a misogynist like imagine if there was an actual misogynist on tumblr and everyone was just like “oh that silly billy!! we love his misogyny swag”