I feel like this is some sort of sick joke

no, this is real. it’s entirely true that nothing on tumblr can be classified as “the best” in any way

That’s kind of why I like the existence of tumblr so much – it has this sense of infinite possibility for things to exist, which is really hard to achieve in other places. If everything had to be the best thing, we’d all die out soon

that is surprisingly profound and true, frank

“Surprisingly profound,” I say, while knowing for certain that I’ve been quoting William Carlos Williams