toxic dysfunctional complex sibling relationships will always always be IT it'll always sweep it'll always top romance you can't undo a blood bond it'll always exist you can't unmake it it lives it lives you both breathe it and it lives even long after one or both parties are dead

this is why stories with compelling sibling arcs will always fuck you up irreversibly and in very specific way. it's like, you are my mirror you are my opposite you are my foil you are my blood i see myself through you i recognize myself because you exist and no one can ever destroy me quite the way you can.

HOW COULD YOU, FRENCHIE? I trusted you! You heartless monster! We are half-siblings/cousins, damn you! TRAITOR! You didn't even let me watch, you bastard!

It’s not MY fault your internet connection went down while we were livestreaming it!

Also as you said, we're half siblings / cousins, you should just learn to share with the family!

I don't even share my dad with my actual half-brother, I'm NOT sharing my boyfriend with my dumbass french cousin!

I think we just established you don’t have a choice anymore, either you share or I put your boyfriend on the shelf.

GIVE HIM BACK OR ELSE!

It’s as shrimple as that 🍤

I laughed WAY too hard at this.

There’s no such thing as laughing too hard, only laughing enough to explain your joy. Never understate or minimize the ways in which you experience happiness peace and love

anya technically counts as a redhead right

we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am

.- …. …. …. …. …. / ..-. . .-.. .-.. / -.. --- .-- -. / .- -. -.. / -… .-. --- -.- . / -- -.-- / .--. . -. .. - … / - --- -.. .- -.-- / -.-- . --- .-- -.-. …. / --- ..- -.-. …. / -.-- --- ..- -.-. …. -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- / … . -. - / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- -.-- / - . .-.. . --. .-. .- .--. ….

personally i prefer semaphore

so prefacing this with the fact that I know that the fun is sorta taken out of this by me translating, but not everyone will have the energy to look it up themselves, so I figured I'd help out.

Morse code: AEEEEE FELL DOWN AND TROKE MY PENIT TODAY YEOWCE OUCH YOUCH!!!! SENT FROM MY TELEGRAPH

Semaphore: NO NOT YOUR PENITS

My wife found out I was cheating after she found the letters I was hiding

She got mad and said she is never playing Scrabble with me again!

New fic drop: a world in repair

Summary:

Jason isn't usually much for playing the part of big brother, but when Damian seems in need of a change he arranges a trip to the Grand Canyon, just the two of them. Of course things don't go as planned, and it quickly becomes apparent that Damian is hiding something.

Things go south accordingly.

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In which Damian gets a perilous case of the hiccups and Jason deals with the strange experience of seeing himself in his younger brother.

Heeeey chapter 3 is now up

Allow me to elucidate, @a-sour-nectarine

When most people "roll their eyes", they flick their eyes directly upward, usually as far as they comfortably go, then resume looking normally.

When someone who learned the phrase before the behavior does it, they usually go in a circular (ish) motion. Since most eye movements are lines, it's usually pretty triangular: the key points are usually a diagonal up one way, then to the far other side, then to a diagonal low the first way. Thus, the eyes basically make a loop, so they "rolled".

I've found that when people who learned the up-down way first try the circular motion, they might risk motion sickness, so experiment carefully.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN MOST PEOPLE JUST LOOK UP

Awakening is such a funny game in retrospect. baseline expectations for DA status quo is DA2 team being all concerned about possession and blood magic, and half of the Inquisition crew being suuuper concerned about Cole, and many people being outwardly antagonistic to him based on his spirit-in-a-boy's-body nature.

meanwhile back in Awakening the Warden goes: oh worm? you want to come fight darkspawn with me? sure, the more the merrier! and then the whole gang is just workshopping how to deal with Justice's dead body decaying, Oghren wants to know if Justice fucks, and Nathaniel is all: what if you [spins wheel] possessed someone who was alive? if both parties consent i think that's basically like fine.

👍👍👌👌 top-tier comedy

The Inquisition: But abominations could happen!

Warden: Oh yeah? Some of my best friends are abominations. (Wynne, Justice, Anders)

Awakening is such a funny game in retrospect. baseline expectations for DA status quo is DA2 team being all concerned about possession and blood magic, and half of the Inquisition crew being suuuper concerned about Cole, and many people being outwardly antagonistic to him based on his spirit-in-a-boy's-body nature.

meanwhile back in Awakening the Warden goes: oh worm? you want to come fight darkspawn with me? sure, the more the merrier! and then the whole gang is just workshopping how to deal with Justice's dead body decaying, Oghren wants to know if Justice fucks, and Nathaniel is all: what if you [spins wheel] possessed someone who was alive? if both parties consent i think that's basically like fine.

👍👍👌👌 top-tier comedy

Awakening is the most valid game out of the series. Justice is just one of the crew. Everyone is fascinated by how he works, and Justice has no idea he didn’t take possession classes in Fade school. The wardens keep trying to see if they can get Justice drunk somehow. Justice mentions maybe wanting a new body and all people say is ‘well just not my dead body’. Nathaniel goes from snarking to Justice to lowkey flirting with him. Perfect 10/10 I wish all the games had companions that treated spirits like this.

Follow to see the same photo of Skyward Sword Link every day.

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

brother dubious

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