i Know antipasto means appetizer but i still like to believe that it refers to pasta’s archnemesis

the penalty box in hockey is such a funny concept to me. big fighty men go in the naughty cube. imprisoned for sports crimes

Go to the terrarium and think about your punching, you knife-footed ice-gremlin

Soup is so crazy its like hot water but its got stuff goin on

Любимое место с детства.

“Favorite spot since childhood”

cuddle weather with no one to cuddle. typical

pretty real shit on this poster at our doctor’s office actually

This is just their entire dynamic, isn't it?

the ol’ razzle dazzle

I see stuff like this every once in a while and it reminds me the kids are still alright

I have no idea what is going on but I watched this like 20 times

don’t forget. 

Inktober Day 3 - Don’t forget 

Happy FMA day!

Last week I joked that my very cerebral, retired-police-chief-grandpa is basically Holt from Brooklyn 99 and then today someone said, “damn, we’re out of decaf” and he just deadpans “well there’s no need to get hysterical.”

Yesterday he said “if you need to insult the same person twice you’ve already failed in your goal to devastate them”

My Yaya was trying to remember the name of a guy who stole money from her in high school today and my grandpa instantly pipes up “his name was Bernie Ryan and he was a scoundrel”

ghost choir 👻 🎵

I DID NOT THINK ANYTHING COULD TOP GHOST DUET

I WAS WRONG

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TO BE WRONG IN ALL MY LIFE

Spooky Night

friendly reminders to