Promise you'll treat me like a dog with a bite history and you're the last white girl with a savior complex on earth
And then he proceeded to storm into the kitchen and demand they make a gluten free, dairy free tomatoless pizza
They prolly just gave the kid some ice cubes hahahhh
Imagine half of your entire personality was made to love pizza and you meet who can’t even touch it smh
the poor baby couldn’t believe it
Cannot believe Genshin Impact has me simping for a Frenchman but in my defense, they showed him from this angle and it's also heavily insinuated he is a water dragon in some way, shape or form
Trial By Combat
Requested By: No one. Original Work.
CW: Mentions of dying, Imposter AU SAGAU
Summary: After being declared an imposter, you decide to duel to defend your honor rather than stand trial.
Note: Fontaine is amazing. I’m loving every bit of it rn especially Neuvillette, Navia, and Chlorinde.
If you haven’t finished the Fontaine Archon quest, please exit stage left.
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You never even made it to the Court Of Fontaine before you were confronted by Focalors, the Hydro Archon, of being an imposter of the Creator of Teyvat. In her own eccentric way, she throws accusations at you. ‘To take the face of the Creator is not only a crime in Fontaine but in all of Teyvat!’
You deny her claims but she only laughs, ‘you’re acting ignorant, as if you do not know who the Creator is. Do you have any evidence to prove your innocence?’
You look down, there was no evidence you had that would prove to her and everyone else that this was the face you were born with, or that you never heard of this Creator before.
“The trial of the Century” is what the Steambird called it.
The Opera House was as full as ever, many people wanting to see the verdict the Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale would give or wanting to see the one who dared to imitate Their Grace.
Maybe it was out of spite or your own foolishness, but you never allowed the trial to fully begin. Turning to Neuvillette, you declare that you want to duel rather than stand trial.
Despite the protests of Focalors, who wanted to prosecute you, the wish is granted.
I saw this while looking for refs on Pinterest and it’s so funny I’m gonna throw up
@kandidandi thought this your style
Sleeping dress-code Violation
Random note:
That manga is CRAZY
my mc is missing pants too XD
Spider-punk and Noir in btsv scene leaked