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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

ehh what the hell

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

Oh? Well… *reblag*

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

I have nothing to lose

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

Money dog is my friend

Money dog is the shit

I believe in the money dog😀

I believe in the money 🐶

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

Just woke up 🙌🏿

Pplease😭🙏🏽

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

can’t not reblog the money dog

Help meeeee

I h8 y’all for this but

got no bones, osmosis jones

hurts to pee with my kidney stone

grubs in the dirt

im an introvert

kayne west $300 shirt

big miss steak, my meat fake

ducks and turtles swimmin in the lake

peed on the roof

George Michael Bluth

stole your skateboard, now I’m coming for your tooth

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN AND JOHN ADAMS ONCE HAD TO SHARE A BED IN A CROWDED INN, AND SPENT A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF TIME ARGUING OVER WHETHER OR NOT THE WINDOW SHOULD REMAIN OPEN DURING THE NIGHT, AND WHETHER AN OPEN WINDOW WAS A HEALTHIER WAY TO SLEEP OR A SUREFIRE WAY TO GET SICK. 

I wonder who was of which opinion

FRANKLIN WANTED THE WINDOW OPEN, ADAMS WANTED IT CLOSED. 

I wonder who won.

FRANKLIN, BY TOTAL KNOCKOUT. HE KEPT EXPLAINING WHY FRESH AIR IS ACTUALLY GOOD FOR THE BODY UNTIL ADAMS GOT BORED AND FELL ASLEEP, ALLOWING FRANKLIN TO DO AS HE PLEASED RE: THE WINDOW. 

I looked this up and it is 100% true.

didn’t franklin also take WIND BATHS where he’d just strip down and go stand on a hill in the wind or something

THAT WAS ONE OF FRANKLIN’S FAVORITE EXCUSES TO GET NAKED, YEAH

The Pacific Northwest is fucking Perfect

nerds make too much money and they don’t even ball with it properly they just buy eight-thousand dollar graphics cards for no reason and wear the same 3 tshirts for their entire their lives

name one better investment than experiencing the glory of pc gaming in the most stunning quality possible

deodorant

“…Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame was destroyed early Wednesday morning in what looks to be a Tinseltown first.”

Blessed Image

reblog in less than 30 seconds for good luck

two moods

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A family can be thousands of angry bald dudes, angrier bald dudes with swords, spiders, ugly guys with flamethrowers,invisible ladies, screaming ladies, angry hulks, texas chainsaw massacre dudes, a 200 year old Nazi, and a horribly mutated jesus looking guy with a rocket launcher and a chaingun

i don’t care if he has a giant machine gun for an arm, when the patriarch says “don’t make daddy angry, you wouldn’t like daddy when he’s angry” i’m kinkshaming him and if he kills me then that’s how I die

Confidential Specimen Footage

Nope

Kids be so damn cute and innocent like how

Awwww

This story was different actually??? And even better??? The girl, Brooklyn Andracke, used to wave at the truck every thursday and the trashman waved her back. It was a very important to her to do it every week.  It was HER birthday, and she decided that she wanted to share her birthday cake with the trashman. She also wanted to meet her hero, whose name is Delvar Dopson.

The girl’s mother thanked Delvar for his work and explained to him how important it is for Brooklyn to wave at him every thursday. He was pretty surprised but he admitted that every time he drove near the house he hoped that the girl would wave at him.  That’s not the end of the story though. Next week Delvar had a surprise for the little girl.

He brought her a bunch of amazing birthday gifts!

They both got quite popular, and Delvar is getting a lot of thank you messages from trashmen from all over the world for representing them in such a good way.

The real story is even cuter 😩💕

IM SO GLAD I KNOW THE STORY

“After he left, we continued on to daycare. Brooklyn was unusually quiet in the backseat. I asked her if she was okay, and she said, ‘Mommy, I’m so happy.’”

c-c-cute

MY HEART

Blessed post

COP: release the hounds! *cages open and doves fly out* COP: what the-

*meanwhile, at a wedding* PASTOR: release the doves!

Guardians as a concept in the Destiny universe continue to be the most surreal thing to me. A bunch of dead people were resurrected by a robot god to fight space evil. They are revered but mostly they are a bunch of adrenaline junkie weirdos who’ve been alive too long and have no concept of normal anymore. It’s cool tho. If you’re nice to one they will murder a whole moon for you probably. I dunno.

hhhnnnngggggggg

hhhnnnngggggggg

2017 is the last year anyone born in the 90s will be under 18. After this, there will be no more 90s kids.