we’re all just raccoons on the internet sometimes it’s not that deep
so if you need me i’ll be getting lost in the woods
blog appearance changed 11/21/23

we’re all just raccoons on the internet sometimes it’s not that deep
so if you need me i’ll be getting lost in the woods
blog appearance changed 11/21/23
Hi I only dare to ask on anon, but why are you so awesome?
You forgot to turn on anon.
#what even happened here
I can try to explain: Anon tried to send me anon love but forgot to turn on anon. I pointed this out. Then OP made a comment that this is cringe but they love it. OP was probably amused that me, anon and OP are the same person, but it's hard to tell without more context. Hope it helps!
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2. sure save in the fucking stinky folder whatever
Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later
my blog has been around for a while. a lot of you following me now have kids or are considering kids.
no matter what you do and what precautions you take, no matter how active your kid is or how many sports they play, no matter how much you think this post will never apply to you, there may come a time in your life where your child gets sick and does not fully recover. there may come a time when they develop a chronic illness, an incurable medical condition, or become disabled. at any age. nobody is too young for this to happen to them. an accident, an illness, an injury, any one of the many genetic conditions out there without proper testing, something you thought they would recover from. any number of things here.
and if that happens. I need you to do this for me. I need you to look at your kid. no matter how much you wish nothing bad ever happened I need you to very seriously sit them down. and I need you to tell them
"I will love you even if you never recover."
and I need you to mean it.
promise me.
CLAIMS TO BE PRO LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I didn't say a name, but he popped in your head, didn't he?
🦀🎉🦀🎉🦀 Henry Kissinger is dead 🎉🦀🎉🦀🎉🦀
i’ve literally been here the whole time
I’m a man now