Making Out With Your GF

Saying “let people have fun” is an automatic self-inflicted L. You need to develop the buddha nature of an only child, the ability to take your ball and go home. I shouldnt be capable of ruining your fun. You give me too much power. Im in the computer, i shouldnt even exist to you. Just kill me in your head and move on

I feel like most pet skunks you see in viral videos are obese

I think that instead of a pet skunk or mink or sable…. You should get a ferret

They come in lots of colors and it’s the same pet owning experience but like. Not crazy

It’s one of my ambitions to one day be a Good Ferret Breeder which are incredibly rare in America

Godspeed! Death to Marshall Farms!

'can i copy your homework?'

'yeah just don't make it obvious'

the like to reblog ratio being almost the same is so funny, people are NOT happy with at this update lmao

The conversation

a superior mirage caused by warm air resting on patches of colder air in an atmospheric duct that acts like a refracting lens. Objects on the horizon could appear to be mirrored, distorted, or float. This form of mirage could be the reason for the Flying Dutchman Legend.

floatie boaties

"damn bitch you live like this?" but its a full white minimalistic clean bedroom

Get you a man who's like

those snakes are not fighting they are fucking. im very sorry

while two snakes FUCK to the death

That dog looking at the snakes like why you gotta do that while I’m eating

Metal as snakes fucking.

wtf drinking is cool again

Phenomenon I feel happens a lot

I don’t get it, man. why. why do we have to homogenize everything. why does every product have to look and behave and feel the exact same way. why can’t tumblr maintain its individuality? why can’t it lean into the things that make it a unique and refreshing offering instead of scrambling to make it a carbon copy of twitter? sucks, man. sucks.

it’s just like. this broadcasts loud and clear that the people behind the curtain have no pride or faith in this site at all. that tumblr, as a whole, has no worth or merit unless it’s somehow tricking the larger internet community into thinking it’s actually another site. and the users are supposed to celebrate this? where’s the dignity? where’s the self-respect? where’s the joy? it’s disheartening and embarrassing to be forced to conform. smh.

Elliot Page has the chance to do the single funniest thing in the history of Hollywood.

A few months ago my mom got our dog a really nice like $60 dog bed that Ellie just absolutely refuses to sleep in because she’d rather be in bed with my mom or on the couch. So my mom gave Josh and I the bed to see if Vincent would like it and it’s an immediate hit, he jumped in as soon as I put it down and won’t move

I’ve never seen this cat knead before and now he can’t stop!

seeby

I wish I could somehow explain to non healthcare workers/healthcare workers without rural experience how fucking real the first 22 seconds of this video are

Puppies getting warm and toasty by the fire, ok?

KITTIES SLAPPING AND HITTING BY THE FIRE

there is no way people still think this woman is straight

no explanation needed

I KNOW RIGHT???? voting is like the gayest thing ever

Swities will go "omg she just posted the GAYEST picture ever how does no one see it!!!" and it's this

Wip

The wip is complete (kinda)

hey girls guess what ^_^

whattt

blood poisoning

oh my god ?????

it was kind of funny so i’m not gonna get it treated

wdym it was kind of funny

my dad pushed me into a venomous coral thinking i wouldn’t hit it

💀💀💀 stupid as fuck

he’s not actually my dad either so he could get sued or whatever 💀💀💀💀💀

uh oh

hospital??????

What in the hell did I walk into- are you okay ??

you walked into the never ending hole ! oh well

Oh no- oh woe is me- but is your friend okay though. Did they survive. Hey @pocketmonkeys did you survive

venom’s still in there but i’m alive as of yet lmao i got rid of most of the infection by taking hella antibiotics