Smokin doints in Amish

Oh my God. Michael Superbacker is going to get an air umbrella. Nobody even fucking try to talk to me about anything else oh my God

wikipedia is a gem

MY TA SHOT SOMEONE IN THE FOOT AND THE PROFESSOR WAS SO FUCKING QUICK LMAOOO

some context 

1. my TA, Ralph, shot his girlfriend’s abusive ex in the foot

2. abusive ex was also a sex offender

3. he shot him when ex came buy to pick some stuff up from girlfriend and tried to take some of Ralph’s items as well

4. ex is stable and alive in a hospital

5. i didn’t do assignment 8 so i am very happy

some more Facts About Ralph

he is whiter then snow. this man is pure 100% american redneck in everything but the politics. this is intimidating if you dont know him because he owns like 3 different guns but also has animated discussions about “how his sister should be able to get married” when you bring up lgbt rights. his sister isnt even gay or trans or anything, he just thinks that LGBT rights also means that the lady should propose when she wants to. hes a little confused but he got the spirit. upon finding out that i am queer he said, word for word “THATS FUCKING RADICAL HOMIE” 

in the first week of school he snorted a line of pepper in the cafeteria and threw up.

the only other crime hes committed before was accidently dropping a weight from his balcony and cracking the sidewalk. which is technically destruction of public property but the judge basically laughed at him and have him 10 hours of community service

this man once walked me home when i stayed late at the lab and talked to me animatedly about breeding brine shrimp for different lab purposes. absolutely captivated by this discussion. i trust him with my life

sick of pathologizing our favorite characters. “This one has anxiety, this one has ADHD”

we need to expand our diagnosis. Mario has acid reflux. that guy from Supernatural has herpes. Wonder Woman has a UTI. we have the power here

hey not to supernatural gif in 2021 but uh

goddammit 

Can we just acknowledge this video for a second

For those curious, the guy dancing is known as B-Boy Atsushi and is a member of a b-boy group called “Real Akiba Boyz” on Youtube and the lady is Saki Fujita, the voice bank for Hatsune Miku

fuck astrology fuck everything else new personality test WHAT N64 FLAVOR ARE YOU ROCKIN WITH‼️

There once was a doctor named Freud

who woman preferred to a-void

bitch loved his cocaine

But he couldn't explain

Hatsune Miku vocaloid

What is your spaghetti policy here?

are y’all not getting both the ball shaving ads AND creepy pikachu guy now??? i’m getting both

can you imagine the sheer catharsis of using power tools in your garage with the door open blasting dadrock on a summer weekend

reblog if you think they should put the boat back

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