gordon ramsey: is the food good here?
underpaid server:
My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.
Worker solidarity is the future.
This is how we got weekends
This is how we get it all
Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
Happy moon landing day, here's the shirt I got gifted by my roommate :)
loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done
This inaccurate. Should be obsidian.
When water hits flowing lava it turns to cobblestone. Its only obsidian when it touches a source block, which clearly lava pouring out of a soda machine would not be. NEVER fuck with real Minecraft fans you fake gamer
Functional app.
a similar experience of a Great app
can you not post nsfw :(
you come into my home uninvited and tell me how i should arrange my furniture? what a fool you are. skeleton divine death blast
I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
Happy one year anniversary to the video that gave us this improvised gem.
Happy 2nd anniversary to Eggman pissing on the moon
5 years of moon pissing
neopets forum posts i reference all the time but nobody gets
here are some more really good neoboards screenshots
how could you forget
i love how castles are like, a fairytale staple and princesses live in them now. those were military installations do you think in 4000 years the irradiated mice that inherit our world will tell stories about princesses living on aircraft carriers
What about a Boeing B-17 Flying Fortress?
It's got "fortress" in the name I think it would fit
Rapunzel lived in a beautiful Boeing B-17 Flying Fortress. She would let down her False Hair as bait, catching small prey animals by the thousands. These she would feed to the fortress; the hunger eternal! The beauty forever!
what ppl say: hey guys, notifications on this site are broken, the custom themes are fucked up bc of the npf format, the messaging window is too small to use it properly, and overall this site is very glitchy
staff: hey, we just twitter-ify it. isn't it neat 🙃🙃🙃🙃
I just watched My Fair Lady for the first time in probably 20 years, and I saw a lot of stuff I missed all those times I watched it as a kid and in my early 20s.
Eliza Doolittle and Henry Higgins have a queerplatonic relationship. And I’m pretty sure Henry’s asexual. He spends the whole movie complaining about women, and treats Eliza (hilariously) like crap for months. Then he gets soft on Eliza towards the end. when she leaves and he misses her. But they have a little spat at his mother’s place where Eliza literally tells him she doesn’t feel romantically towards him and doesn’t want him to kiss her or “make love” to her. She only sees him in a friendly way.
And his face *lights up* and he says that that’s how he feels too!
They end the movie with her coming back to live with him? And she’s standing across the room from him, no kiss, no hug.
I never noticed the missing kiss/love confession/implied sex when I watched the movie when I was younger. It was just a great movie, full of wonderful music and talented actors/singers. Now, it strikes me that these two have a unique relationship that doesn’t fit into any box. It’s awesome.
