Reblog if you’re polyamorous, support polyamorous people, or think polyamorous people and relationships are valid

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Mutuals I am giving out juice boxes here you go

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Yay, apple juice! 🍎

to be clear I want you to reblog it when you see it. we share the SOUP at the end folks. the soup.

Reblog to give an asexual a treat

Reblog to give an aromantic a treat

It me.

Give me treat.

Dont mind me

Just drawing tim

Edit: if you got nothing nice to say in the tags please dont reblog it at all please and thank you

❤💘💞💖💕💓💗

@unpretty

it’s DIRT

unmute for comically aggrieved farmer

reblogging for the second time because I still laugh uncontrollably. in my mind the cows are trying to be gracious about their strange gift. ‘yes we love it thank u’

@diseonfire future?

I know I literally  just reblogged this but I love this video so much it always makes me laugh because

1. “LADIES”

2. The very disappointed “Eclair…”

3. “WHAT?” (High pitched mooing in response)

4. The way they turn into Pleakley from Lilo and Stitch as they get progressively more frustrated

Eclair my love❤

a whole bunch of links for a bad day

serotonin

white noise

catharsis

self-care

cope with:

help

active positivity blogs

remember:

Thank you for this

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

Nothing happened. 

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.

Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture. 

aight

OH MY GOD I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

DO IT

WOW IT REALLY IS SOMETHING FREAKING GOOD PLEASE CHECK IT OUT

Okay, if this is a rickroll I swear to…

1) It was not a rickroll

2) It was super awesome!

3) No jumpscare or anything designed to freak you out, so doesn’t need an unreality warning (YMMV, of course).

Suspicious but curious. Curiosity wins!

attention all writers following me- try this or you will lament.

EVERYONE TRY THIS (you gotta go to your on blog to click on it!)

OK THIS IS THE COOLEST

I’m curious…

I’m also curious…

i bet 100 beans nothing will happen

*edit*

I lost 100 beans …

Alright lets see what happens

oh god-

I doubt this is actually real

reblog for a soup blessing in 2022

everyone saying "please" in the tags we're gonna get through 2022 together and by god we're gonna do it with bowls of our favorite soup to keep us company and happy

Please

egg

every july. every fucking july this post gets reblogged to shit. why. why does this god forsaken website love egg. i gave egg a voice in 2013 and it always comes back. i try to forget egg. i bury egg as far as i can but somehow someone always finds fucking egg post. this post could be dead for months but it always managed to come back like some sort of zombie egg. enough egg. no more egg. fuck eg

I now have this scheduled to reblog every year on July 1st at exactly midnight

egg

Egg

egg

egg

egg

Two word horror story: They're next!

APOLLO DNI

APOLLO FUCK OFF

I HATE MY LIFE

LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE

This is the best thing I have ever seen

@klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia?

Dam it it got better

S T O P

@klubbhead

Do Darth Maul next!

This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett.

Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol

Yoda gotta be raisin bread.

ENOUGH

NO

do grand moff tarkin.

The last one got me.

I CAN’T

B R E A T H E

XD

i was mildly amused until the last one, at which point i broke

The post of legend has come again

OH GOD IT GOT BETTER

This is best post on this shit hole of an app

Holy shit

Me: Why do I still have a Tumblr account?

This post: *exists*

Me: Oh yeah.

sjflksjaldj it keeps coming back, better than before

I AM SCREECHING

The last time I reblogged this, the canned bread was not there. That got me.

It’s not bread but honestly I’m not sure we’re keeping track anymore

may I? 

Luke’s a cake, just like his mother before him

This is true beauty💘💞💖💕💓💗❤

rb this to give the person you reblogged from a very tiny frog

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR

Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

HAH

BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

And this is why I love Tumblr

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk

I only see this on pinterest omg….

OMFG

@riverwriter

BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST

“world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks

this post is a wild ride from start to finish

I haven’t seen this since chocolate milk was added. Is that really just an American thing? You’re missing out guys!

Cold tea

Cold hot chocolate aka chocolate milk

Cold coffee

I mean, do yall even know about cold water or is that an American thing too???

YOU GUYS DRINK COFFEE COLD AS WELL???

Does the rest of the world not use ice cubes? Do y'all not have freezers? What is going on?

What the hell is wrong with Britain?

rb this to give the person you rbd this from a cool rock

Yes

My teenager has more hours of homework per night than I got in my entire university career, and it doesn’t teach them a goddamn thing besides how to hate themself for not being able to do it all.

If my wife isn’t expected to labor outside her designated work hours at her literal job, why is my teenager expected to labor outside theirs?

If my kid has three hours of homework a night, that extends their work day to ELEVEN FULL HOURS. That’s inhumane. If an adult told me they were working eleven-hour days, I’d give them my wife’s number and tell them how to start unionizing. Like????

Ok! When I was a kid I would complain so much about school and homework and adults always told me, “when you have a job and responsibilities you’ll realize how easy you had it as a kid and how small and easy and insignificant this is.” Except I became an adult, got a job. And I still feel fucking bad for kids. Like I’m sorry, my job is really fucking stressful and I have to deal with idiots and assholes giving me shit. But like

1. I get fucking payed to do this? Like kids work and don’t get payed at all

2. I get a 40hr work week and again get payed to do those 40hrs because if I wasn’t it would be considered inhumane for a person to do 40hrs of really stressful work and not get payed anything. Except kids work even more then I do and get payed literally nothing. Like kids go to school from 7am-3pm at least where I’m from. That’s 8hrs for 5 days aka 40hrs except they also get homework, the average kid gets around 3hrs of homework a day (sometimes more.) So that’s no longer 8hrs a day which an adult is expected to work but 11hrs a day, making for 55hr work weeks!!

3. I’m an adult! Like why do people not understand this. “Oh well as an adult I have to go through stresses and and responsibilities and shit too!” Well yea you are a full grown fucking adult. Don’t compare what you have to go through to a literal child of like 12!! Why does the 12 year old need to be as stressed out as you?? They’re 12!

4. Children have to wake up at fucking 5 in the morning every day. At least I did. My classes started at 7:00 but the buses would pick us up at around 6:30 and I would have to wake up at 5:30 to get ready. That’s insane! I still sometimes have to wake up at 5am for work but I get payed for it, it’s not every single day, like some days I’ll close or open or work midshifts, I’m a fucking adult not a growing developing child, and I don’t get home to do homework and study which keeps me up for hours.

5. I get home and I’m done. That’s it. Time to do what I want. Kids get home and fucking do more work?? Bullshit.

6. Adults are allowed to be tired and frustrated but kids aren’t for some reason. I’ve seen so many time kids will be visibly tired or frustrated or upset probably because they’ve got a shit ton of responsibility, deal with assholes for 8hrs a day, wake up hella early and stayed up all night doing homework or studying, and then everyone gets mad at them. Like fuck you guys. Let the child take a nap. I was always so angry all the time as a kid and that immidetely went away when I graduated. Because I was no longer a sleep deprived kid who was yelled at 24/7 and feeling like a moron all the time.

So yea fuck people who give shit to kids/teens or say they have it easy.

Also, something that’s a surprisingly major factor: Adults need 8 hours of sleep every night. Teenagers need 10. Those two hours make one hell of a difference.

Like, my high school routine was waking up at 5 AM to catch the bus at 6 - I lived in a small town with no high school, so my bus route picked us up then had to spend awhile collecting all the farm kids before bringing us to school, so I’d get there at about 8. School would be done at about 3:15, and I’d be back on the bus for 3:30, to get home at about 5:30 PM. Let’s take an hour or so to eat dinner, shower, and just generally take care of any chores that need doing (laundry, cleaning litterboxes, ect), and then I could start on homework at 6:30. Three hours of that brings us to 9:30 PM, but uh oh! We’ve got a problem here! Let’s say I finish my homework exactly at 9:30 go straight to bed, and fall asleep immediately. That means I wake up at 5 AM the next day with only six and a half hours of sleep. Three and a half less than what I need.

But that’s not too bad, that’s survivable, right? And I’d always fall aslepe on the bus, so let’s be generous and call the naps an extra hour and a half of sleep, pushing us up to eight hours. Except I’ve got ADHD, and one of the effects of that is extreme difficulty falling asleep - unless I’m passing out from exhaustion, it takes me at least an hour to fall asleep, dropping us back down to 7 hours. And nowhere in here is there room for personal time! I’m not a social animal; I need time alone with my own head, or I start to really lose my shit. Let’s call it at least three hours of that every day, which was the bare fucking minimum needed to convince myself that suicide was probably a bad idea, and jesus fucking christ we’re down to four hours of sleep, and a solid hour of that is just a fucking nap on the bus.

That was my schedule. Every. Single. Day. Four hours of sleep, if I was lucky and my insomnia didn’t act up, and I had nothing else going on. On a really good day I might get five or six hours. That’s difficult for an adult. For a teenager, it’s torture. But it’s okay! Yeah, I had a massive sleep deficit, but that’s what weekends are for! Fourteen hours of sleep may be a bit extreme, but dear fucking lord did I ever need it. But oh wait, everyone knows teenagers are super lazy and that definitely included me. Just look at how I’d sleep past noon if left to my own devices! Thank god I had my loving and understanding parents to forcibly drag me out of bed at a reasonable hour in the morning on weekends to ‘save’ my sleep schedule. After all, I had a really hard time getting up in the mornings, and I’d sleep through my alarms sometimes, so that obviously meant I needed to sleep less on my days off, to make sure I didn’t get too used to it. Oh, and remember, not only did I have to go through all my classes with like 4 hours of sleep, I also had to do it with an untreated learning disability and no accommodations. And I was going hungry more often than not on top of it all, because the mountain of stress and exhaustion I was under meant that I rarely had the energy or executive function to make myself breakfast, and packing a lunch for myself hasn’t been possible since junior high. I’m pretty sure four hours of sleep and one meal a day is all a growing teenager needs to function; I mean I didn’t fucking die, so I was probably fine. I only dissociated hard enough to accidentally wander out into traffic a few times, it wasn’t so bad.

…and that is why I burned out so hard i pretty much dropped out of high school, finally finished the last few courses I needed to graduate in night school when by the time was 19, and now at 21 I’m still struggling to explain to my parents that I’ll start attending university once the idea of returning to school doesn’t make me genuinely want to fucking die. Which will probably be never.

Just from an adult side, like a fully FULLY an adult side?

Adults get done with their jobs, go home, and barely feel like cooking dinner. They drop everything to socialize and do hobbies. A HANDFUL of people push themselves past eight hours a day, but that’s NOT the majority, and the majority neither want to nor could keep up that pace indefinitely.

And it’s barbaric that we expect our kids to, especially with how I’ve never seen ANY proof that homework improves kids educational quality. It seems to continue more out of an expectation that it SHOULD than out of any good done for the students OR THE TEACHERS. Remember, grading all that homework is extra work for the teachers too!

Fuck school!