all arguments invalid

The third oneeee

Aww! I think my heart just melted.

Look to the dooog owo

((KJHSBFJKASBFDJHSABDHASBDJHS PUTIN WHY ARE YOU SO ADORABLE))

Oh god Putin whyyyyy<3

putin why are you so strangely alluring

I am feeling all the warm emotions

THAT EXPRESSION IS NOT EVEN FAKE. ;A; Bottom left, the puppy us like “Uck, too tight dude.” xD

I love you putin, I would have your babies.

date of origin: 2011

what if I dangled a string in front of your face

obsessed with bed.. i love bed. obsessed with pillows blankets and such literally love sleeping

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

*blushes*

this guy is such a loser i want him in my bed immediately

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

this post started 5th wave feminism

I drink poison just because it doesnt hurt me and it makes you so mad

i love that in thousands of years, at no point has the currency in tes changed at all.

imagine if you dug up an ancient norwegian burial ground from the 1300s and used the money you found in it to rent a hotel room. that’s skyrim.

*sees a take* oh wow that is objectively bad

*sees my mutual agrees with that take* actually it’s uhhh it’s a complex issue. there’s room for— there’s nuance

Paul justifying anything John says

this person is talking about the fucking beatles on an already kind of shitty tumblr post. where am i.

I THOUGHT THIS WAS TALKING ABOUT THE BIBLE

good morning trans peoplr in my phone

Or a children’s hospital

Convertible Bed in Form of Upright Piano

snoozing peacefully in this bed when it violently snaps shut and starts playing gymnopedie no. 1 amidst the sounds of me desperately calmoring to escape

this is making me CRY

POV you are Benny

“hey OP what the FUCK does this mean” is such an unbelievably annoying phrase i hate seeing that comment all the time on like the mildest nonsensical text posts. stop talking like a cartoon character or whatever