My mask needs a mask

Caesar was a punk. If it had been me, I woulda seen those assassins coming a mile away. I woulda been like BAM! and knocked the knife outta Cassius's hand with karate. That's what I woulda done.

amateur hour. I would have convinced the assassins to love me and wish me well instead of yearning for my death. I'd do it with my gentle heart and forgiving nature and good ideas and it'd work every time, if it was me instead of Caesar

I woulda learned Kung Fu. I woulda killed them with ki blasts.

Nun chunks, etc.

#I do not know how to play chess and at this point I am afraid to ask

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Tumblr: No NSFW! You know how it is we banned it because of the bots in 2018!

Also tumblr:

lmao

You know how it is then, folks!

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Saving this so I remember to do it later

moment of silence for everyone who relied on AI chat bots for research when it’s going around saying shit like this.

[image description: search that reads “country in africa that starts with K”. the featured snipped is from www.emergentmind.com and reads “While there are 54 recognized countries in Africa, none of them begin with the letter "K". The closest is Kenya, which starts with a "K" sound, but is actually spelled with a "K" sound. It's always interesting to learn new trivia facts like this.” /end ID]

I'm not afraid of AI taking over the world, but I am afraid of humans putting AI in charge of the world

Diglett

Diglett

Former Assistant Attorney General under Trump

And also whining

I'm both laughing my ass off and feeling terrible for this guy at the same time

i love signalis