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so i got wasted like all my potential

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she/her | 19 | disaster bi | slytherin | intj | daughter of poseidon | my legacy is the term clowngate | ao3: AndHerFlowers | #chaotic ananas

anyone else find it crazy that all the Discourse is about whether the titan situation is a) funny because eat the rich or b) tragic because Human lives etc. is it possible there is a secret third option where we can acknowledge the irony & stupidity of the situation but also not, like, casually livetweet the nightmarish death of 5 people

DreamWorks’ Shrek was first released on May 18th, 2001.

The song “All Star” by Smash Mouth, heard in the opening credits, was only placed in the film for test audiences until a new song could be found. But test audiences loved it, and the producers kept it in. When the producers decided to keep “All Star” they decided to let the band sing the last song in the movie, “I’m a Believer.” (x)

Happy birthday you big stupid ugly ogre

THE SONG WAS AN ACCIDENT ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME

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“available with premium subscription” “will be removed on the 31st” “available free with ads” “rent 4.99 buy 20.00″ “not available in your country” “not available on this device” what if every streaming service fucking killed itself and films ran around their fields free and organic in their natural state

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I made this last year when reading Dracula Daily, but I was too much of a coward to post it. Now I am no longer held back by earthly matters such as "reputation".

This is the original text from the book, but wildly misinterpreted. enjoy

the jury: we gave our 12 points to sweden
the rest of europe (and the whole world): you fucked up a perfectly good finnish singer is what you did. look at him, he's got anxiety

Also, hot take, but both the juries and the televote sucked today. Germany came last, Portugal had a bottom 5 finish, Slovenia was treated like shit by both, whatever the fuck happened with Israel... I feel like saying 'fuck the juries' isn't the most appropriate here when everyone just had shit taste today apparently.