I'm feeling pretty today at 4:45am. :3

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surprisebitch

sakkablue

I'm nearly crying

because I had this awesome password journal as a kid

but it was a bitch to open because you had to say the password the same way every time

so after a while I gave up on it and never tried to open it again

but today I was cleaning my room and found it

so I decided to open it, thinking that it contained old journal entries or drawings from when I was a kid

but I don’t know the password anymore and it didn’t even have any batteries

so I thought maybe unscrewing the back would open it

haha

nope

so now I have to deal with all these wires and gears and shit and end up unscrewing more things and breaking some stuff too

finally I get in

and it’s fucking empty

but I notice the little compartment thingy and open it

there was a folded up piece of paper inside

and I can’t stop laughing because I worked so hard to get into the thing and past me is just like

“now fuck off”

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surprisebitch

paper-mario-wiki

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surprisebitch

can’t blame her though, look at her fucking face this bitch is gone

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helplng.tumblr.com

Good things take time.

Source: weheartit.com

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utrippy

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can-o-bitch

girlwhocried5sauce

For all my plus size girls

- Coconut oil is great for boob sweat

- Essential oils/Deodorant for thigh chafing

- Crop tops? WEAR THAT

- Wanna ride his/her face? Do it. They’re grown. They will find a way to breathe.

- Afraid to have sex with the lights on? Girl, they knew what they signed up for, flaunt them stretch marks. Guarantee you that your confidence will turn them on even more

- Double chin troubles? Search for contouring videos on youtube

- Trouble with confidence? Walk with your shoulders back and your head high, I promise you it works

-Scared to eat in fear of judgment? Please eat, they’re probably not paying you any attention and if they are? Fuck em

- Worried about if you could get away with wearing that? Well I’m telling you that you CAN

And last but not least important, ALWAYS remember:

-YOU FUCKING PRETTY, BITCH

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laughtime

kateevangelistaauthor

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

W+H+I+S+K+E+Y 23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

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apoeticmythos

i feel like we don’t really talk anymore. i can’t remember the last time i had a comforting conversation with someone about how i was feeling. i’ve been trying to drown it in a thousand different ways, but none of them are working. in fact, as of late, most of them are backfiring. backfiring horrifyingly and humiliatingly and painfully. everything keeps getting worse and i’m too much a coward to ask for what i want.

7/31/15, 11:41 pm; l.m. (via apoeticmythos)

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apoeticmythos

i am terrified of belonging to someone who does not belong to me. and i realize that when i tell people this, they don’t take it seriously. but the simplest way i can put it is: there is a terrifying power differential when you would do anything for someone, but they wouldn’t do anything for you. when you’re someone’s but they aren’t yours, you’re throwing yourself completely at their mercy. you’re saying, “here. do what you want with me”, then you’re trusting that person not to hurt you. and sometimes it hurts anyway, them just not being yours, too, hurts, because feeling are complicated and generally not a lot of fun at times. but there’s nothing that feels better than the thrill of the moment when you stop and realize, “i would do anything for this person. i will love this person until my heart breaks, then i’ll love them after that”. there’s no better feeling.

6/20/15, 9:30 pm; l.m. (via apoeticmythos)