Greek Nathan's foot long Yogurt Hot Dogs

🥺 I wish every cow a very back scratched

Damn cucked by AI

PETA really said "you wouldn't eat a T.rex, would you? So why would you eat chicken?"

Brother if a tyrannosaur was alive and walking today me and my friends would've ran it down like we did back in the old days with Woolly Mammoths I can tell you that much

Can you imagine? A whole village could eat like kings.

Wasn't there that one story of the guy who wanted to know what t-rex tasted like(showing someone would probably at some point have tried to eat one) and turned out that t-rexs would likely accumulate alot of toxic metals from being apex obligate carnivores? Because I feel like if people wouldn't eat t-rex if they had the chance it making them sick/killed would probably be a bigger factor than ethics.

people eat bears and beat meat is well known to be riddled with parasites.

You just gotta cook it well probably. Smaller to medium sized carnivores probably wouldn't have this issue.

I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from

Ah lads they fucking rotated him

NOW it’s you

GOOD

As much as I'll miss Captain Jack, he deserved SOOOOOO much better.

If you play games like this you literally have no right to complain when they backfire on you. Mean what you say and say what you mean. Problem solved.

It's incredible how often I get to pull this collection out

i learned that in 1998 Sony had the chance to buy the rights to almost every Marvel character for 25 million. They opted to only buy the rights to Spider-Man for just 7 million, stating, “Nobody gives a shit about the other Marvel characters.” (x)

they were right

Then Marvel actually got folks interested, and then shot themselves in the foot with a shot gun by letting the Russo brothers and the like fuck it up so people stopped caring

Here’s the rest it’s just as funny

Gonna tell y’all what I can hear now that I got my hearing aids

Birds! They chirp and it’s so beautiful.

Far away cow moos

My friend has this is his back yard and to say I cried is an understatement.

My best friends singing voice

Chickens: *chicken noise*

Me, sobbing:

The filter for my fish tank! Bubble bubble bubble

I sit in the bass section in band. Today I could clearly hear the flutes up at the front! They’re not great, but I can finally hear them!

The sound of walking in sand.

Soft but kinda crunchy? Very nice sound 10/10

Me playing guitar for the first time. Took the hearing aids out. Not a very good sound… yet

Tree leaves in the wind. I got a little spooked at first because it’s 1 am and I’m alone in the park but it’s a real good sound.

Bees

Let me say, it was really fucking terrifying walking past the flowering tree in my backyard and hearing zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz coming from it.

“sunlight” by Hozier

I sat in my car alone while listening to it. I knew it would be special but wow, that was a religious experience.

Their hooves make sounds in the grass but they are completely silent. Beautiful creatures. Beautiful sound

Pine needles and pine cones make crunchy sounds!!! Oh my! Very nice

Colored pencils make a real nice scratch noise when I’m drawing. I didn’t know they did that

I forgot to add this is the beginning! But that little sniffing noise that dogs make when they’re smelling the air or the ground? Wonderful!

OCEAN!!!!!!

So there was just an entire booth full of wind chimes for sale at mountain fair. It started to get a little windy and they all went off at once. It was so pretty.

This is the most beautiful post on this whole site

The country is bloody obsessed with them

Victimhood fetishists will always claim to be victims, even when they hold power.

“Im literally going to drop HE on you for owning a rifle.” That’s not win you think it is dude.

You’ve literally proven the point for owning an AR.

Also we’re neighbors dumbass. You’ll be destroying your own neighborhood

>in military

>can't tell the difference between a select fire rifle and a simi-auto

>says civilian rifles are "meant for war" and then says they'd be useless against him and his band of chucklefucks

I'd love to hear his excuse for why the taliban beat us despite our massive amounts of "drones and artillery".

Bootlickers. Brown Shirts. Brady Campaign gun-grabbers.

I know this is a joke, but Harley does have a PhD. Even without a license, she should still have her expertise in psychology. She just can’t legally accept patients and considering the bats break laws regularly, she’s the perfect therapist

Occasional therapy sessions with Harley are why Bruce has transitioned from Frank Miller Bruce Wayne to Wayne Family Adventures Bruce Wayne