arousal and hunger aren't two sides of the same coin they're the front and back covers to the book which holds all human knowledge
They’re about to break so many laws it’s not even funny, I can feel it in my bones
It’s about PayPal. This is all about fucking PayPal
He’s still pissed they fired him. He’s still pissed they didn’t like his idea of calling PayPal X
20 years and he has not learned a single thing. He’s still throwing a tantrum about people not liking his bad name suggestion decades ago
Gotta play!
Oh yes! Yes so utterly delightful! Thank you for the tag friend
Dear tumblr staff,
stop. its ok. you don’t need to do these things. just focus on functionality(like the video player). we don’t need these little updates when somethings(like the video player) need your focus. thank you for your time but really, tumblr looks great. try to fix more important things(like the video player) so that we can all properly enjoy the features of tumblr(like the video player)
This post is a decade old this year.
cause of death: tried to organize an activity with more than 2 friends at once past the age of 25
dwarves are probably related to prairie dogs. gnomes? stoats. i know anything
resident "small mammal expert"s are cheering and hollering.
me? well... my work is never finished
buddy you're walking off dramatically into the prarie. Buddy you are fucked.
about fucking time
Reblog to give the prev person some dopamine.
about fucking time
Reblog to give the prev person some dopamine.
about fucking time
Reblog to give the prev person some dopamine.
about fucking time
Reblog to give the prev person some dopamine.











