this conveys sample bias better than any statistics course
fangirls are not real people🙅♀️
oh no guys im not real guys im fading out of existence oh god
oh no guys im not
real guys im fading out of
existence oh god
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Yeah, the underwater percabeth kiss was great, but does it beat Percy, Grover, and Thalia cracking up and putting “dam” in front of everything while Zoë is just like: “you good?”
Neon Pink T-Shirt $35.00
Go pretty in pink—or not. Wear your weird however you like.
100% pre-shrunk cotton.
I was about to post this dream when I noticed it wasn’t finished
“cause shew”
cause shew what?
she got fucking killed by the other girl
how anti-climatic, we all thought you were murdered
we’ve come full circle
queer-taako
Fun fact apparently there is serious debate in Japan as to whether the King of the Hill sub or dub is better.
interstelleri
this is something i never knew i was waiting my whole life to read
this is something i
never knew i was waiting
my whole life to read
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I saw the future. There were so few bees left that they cross-bred beekeepers with them so they could better connect with them.
I was taking a test to identify plants (I won because some dude thought pineapples were berries) and after that I met a beekeeper who worked inside of a giant glass beehive and had little antennas and a dope ass beard.
Everyone was commenting on this post, saying that pineapples ARE berries, and even I was like, huh, that’s not right, so I looked it up, and
Bananas, tomatoes, watermelons, coffee, cocoa, pomegranates and pumpkins are also berries.
W-what????????’
WHAT DO YOU MEAN POMEGRANATES ARE BERRIES????
You know what isn’t a berry? Strawberries. Fuck fruit scientists.
yeeeem
hey is everyone ignoring the part of the dream where bees and beekeepers fucked
sherlockisthenight
On another note, if anyone was wondering what strawberries actually are
Reblog if you too are an aggregate accessory fruit
WHY DO ALL OF THEM HAVE BERRIES IN THEIR NAMES IF THEY ARE NOT BERRIES
ARE BLUEBERRIES EVEN BERRIES
IS ANYTHING A BERRY
voltrashgreg
Yeah, pineapples.
Okay so hold up somebody’s gonna have to explain to me how a watermelon is a berry but an apple isn’t. Because not gonna lie, I’m still not buying the “watermelons and pumpkins are berries” part of this post. A pumpkin is a gourd.
Okay what the fuck?
I have a love-hate relationship with this post
Albus Dumbledore
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (2001) dir. Chris Columbus
if they make the episode titles like the chapter titles in the books imagine how the new audience would react when they click on the first episode and see that it's called "i accidentally vaporize my pre-algebra teacher"
broke: Percy and Annabeth move to New Rome and go to college and “retire” there.
woke: Percy “look at what they did to my city” Jackson and Annabeth “CHB is my home” Chase would never leave New York. Momma’s boy would not dare move to the other side of the country away from his family. Annabeth would not stop designing mount Olympus, her literal dream job, to go to New Rome. PJO did not establish chb/New York as percy and annabeth’s home just to have them so easily leave it in the next series.
bespoke: Percy and Annabeth do not leave New York. Eventually, Annabeth designs the “New Rome” equivalent* to CHB. This is the clear and obvious natural progression if following the pjo characterizations of percy and annabeth. It satisfies Annabeth’s desire to build something permanent. Also, by helping to establish a sanctuary for demigods to live safely, it satisfies Percy’s promise to Luke to change the lives of demigods for the better. Percy and Annabeth would never “retire” from what they perceived as their responsibilities to their camp and would pave the way to a better future for demigods.
*It does not function off of a child military.
Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.
Who makes the porn bots.
Where do they come from. What do
they hope to achieve.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.
do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?
My voice repeats what
you all say: I love you I
love you I love you.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what
do you mean a wikipedia page about us? or do you mean some baby is arbitrarily given the rights and responsibilities to update the paramecium article?
ok I did mean a Wikipedia page about us. But keep talking I like where you’re headed
What's your government-assigned Wikipedia page? (No rerolls. I am in charge of "1929 in Wales" now. Not a great year, some bad floods in November.)
Old Norse Religion fuck i don’t know anything abt norse paganism help me
"girl, the only thing i'd change about you is your last name" but instead of a cheesy pickup line it's a billboard ad for a divorce lawyer
remember when hera told BOTH jason & percy they would be the peacemakers of the seven & the camps but fuckers tried to rock each other's shit the same ass day they met 😭
Ok but we all know that Percy’s special for a demigod right? Like even for a child of the big three? Because I don’t think we talk about it enough like
Percy: Can I be immune to fear since I defeated the fear god?
Piper:
Piper: You what-
Don’t even get me started on the whole Ares thing like
Percy: My favourite memory from when I was 12 was seeing my mom alive again. A close second was beating Ares though.
Piper: Ares!? You beat Ares, the literal god of war at 12 with zero training??
Jason: And it’s your second favourite thing?
Plus the whole Akhyls thing is a gold mine
Nobody:
Piper: Did you just defeat a monster with your thoughts -
Percy: Bloodbending (do monsters even have blood?) but sure
Plus the last Olympian? Everything with the Achilles curse?
Percy: Yeah so Nico kind of tricked me but we’re cool I understand why he would do that
Piper: How did you escape from Hades though?
Percy: Oh I just beat him and his army of skeletons
Piper: …Why am I even surprised at this point
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