6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.
this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare
If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables
Sadly this becomes unreasonable for something like an EMS position, as a EMT I work 24 hour shifts but only have maybe two actual calls during the entire thing?
i keep saying "nova is a bottom, nova is a bottom" but i havent shown her be a bottom yet and i owe it to all of you to depict these motherfuckers accurately, so here you go enjoy
Something in this androgynous creature’s eyes captivates me. It draws me in, inviting me to say hi and strike up a conversation.
“What are your pronouns?” I ask, after they introduce themselves, trying to be polite.
“We/us/our,” is the response.
It catches me off guard. “Even for others referring to you?”
“To ‘us,’ yes,” they—we—gently correct.
Image of Amelia Dallon by aerryi on DeviantArt.
Y'all can't just post this and not tag it on the Homestuck site
hi i have a bunch more of those funny lil F2U cursors i've been making! there's also pokeball move/resizes but they're not on this post as it's already long enough smhhh
purple vaporeon is based on its GSC shiny~
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As always, you can see the full listing that's also being updated w new ones not shown here (when i do more) along w the .gif and .ani files: https://toyhou.se/22802456.assorted-pokemon-cursors
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
wait, does that mean?
oh boy…….
Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.
Observe…
IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It can’t be true.
And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so far…
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
… Actually …
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Can’t be that bad!
….
…oh my god…
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmm… I wonder
I’m sure nothing could possibly…
HOLY SHIT
IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…
Never not reblog
IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.
Oh my God, there are so many new ones
It’s like looking at an influential piece from an art period…
It’s like looking at
an influential piece from
an art period…
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
love to follow veterinarian practices on facebook because every one in a while they’ll post a picture of something so bizarrely funny. this axolotl getting an x-ray just took me out
ive been getting a lot of people really worried for this axolotl so i thought i’d clarify: she’s fine. she’s moist on the puppy pad so she won’t dry out and the x ray only takes a few seconds. the x ray was because she had an internal gut blockage due to the wrong substrate being used. they took another x ray after giving her barium to determine where in the gut it was, but the barium lubricated her gut enough that she passed the blockage with no invasive surgery and she’s completely fine. here she is not-flattened
I'd like to add this, on the subject of animal X-rays
Oh finally a horny poster who shares my appreciation for knives!
heck yeah!
though I'm not sure if the ratio of horny-to-not horny content on my blog is skewed enough to call me a horny poster just yet
Okay then let's fix that I have some beautiful thighs and a mediocre chest that could really used to be carved up, if your willing to lend me a hand, or should I say blade?
Ok, the gun cocks correctly no,w,.
I also eventually redid this gif with her current model
Hmm. Hm.
every time a trans girl infodumps me abt something they're passionate about i cant help but i fall in love a little bit
like yeah i wanna hear about that speed run record yeah absolutely tell me about that obscure proto-punk group that broke up in the mid 70s fuck i really wannq kiss you now
Hey babe, wanna hear me ramble about historical swordsmanship, how weaponry evolved and changed with the growth of heavy armor and firearms, as well as heo this all ties into fictional depictions of.various weaponry?
Absolutely I'll cum
Better be on/in me
every time a trans girl infodumps me abt something they're passionate about i cant help but i fall in love a little bit
like yeah i wanna hear about that speed run record yeah absolutely tell me about that obscure proto-punk group that broke up in the mid 70s fuck i really wannq kiss you now
Hey babe, wanna hear me ramble about historical swordsmanship, how weaponry evolved and changed with the growth of heavy armor and firearms, as well as heo this all ties into fictional depictions of.various weaponry?
Service workers should be allowed to kill in cold blood.
service workers should be allowed to kill in mild exasperation
Can we let healthcare workers get in on this?
Advice i gave 3-9 months on hrt: remember to roll you shoulders back and take your meds with food
Advice i give now 2+ years on hrt: gain at least 20 pounds. Learn to deepthroat
You can't just drop this and not explain why you should gain weight, is that why my chest is really small (for my body/weight) cause I didn't gain weight very early into hrt?
high difficulty escape room: you’re cuddling with a sleedgy girl and she goes bedbye time on top of you and you have to get out without waking her
Thinking of changing this from a fanfic blog to just a horny posting blog cuz God do I love my fellow trans people
Especially the puppies, y'all are adorable 💕
And me right?
Of course sweetheart 🥰
What if we both became deranged horny blogs together 👉👈
Sounds lovely 💕
Damn, even more reason to expose Tumblr to my thighs
