it’s quite liberating growing up and realising your parents don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about

I literally do not get how someone can be “anti” a relationship……. like dude chill….. I don’t like bell peppers but you don’t see me at the market like “Y'ALL ARE DELUSIONAL FOR BUYING THOSE. YOU’RE BEING FOOLED BY THEIR BRIGHT COLOURS AND YOUR SALAD WILL BE FULL OF LIES.”

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

Congratulations // MGMT

larry

Ah yes, I love to smoke that marriage iguana

i would fight myself if i could

awwwww

me after the you and i video: one directions videos literally cant get worse than this

me after the smg video: …..one direcitons….videos literally…..cant get any worse than thsi

me after the night changes video: ……,.,,,,,,oen direcironts vidose….literally……cant get any weorse….,..tahn t hsi