oh man ok apparently this kid at our school saw a kitten before getting on the bus so he just. picked it up. and stuffed it in his hood and he had it in the hood the entire day and it just took naps and he fed it his milk during lunch and every time the cat meowed one of the other kids would like cough or sneeze or shuffle so the teacher couldnt hear it and he even let it walk around on the tables in one class and the teacher never saw it it was so precious life is amazing
so i havent done ships in forever so im going to do them now!!
Rules:
-Must be following me
-Reblog this post (likes are for weenies)
-Have a face/about page (or describe yourself in my ask!!)
-Send me a ask saying you want a ship!
What you will get:
-Ship
-Best friend in the band
-Best friend not in the band
-lil blurb
(all will include picture or a gif!)
So reblog!!!
My body is ready.
I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?
…it is ice cream and caramel
why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple
fucking what
Where are those woke white people at!?
The amount of notes this doesn’t have bothers me…
I really and strongly dislike racist people "Like yo, they have the same organs and bones and all that stuff difference skin color like you can fall asleep in a tanning bed and come out burnt or something like that like why you being so rude it's not fair and then you coming over here saying that a black female or male beat you up when your the one who beat them up.... Like some racist have no chill......... I personally love blacks and any race that is living I this earth even if your racist I will help you if you need help but other wise I'm like fuck you go fuck your self in a hole full of snakes but then like I said before I would help you.
let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out
if you can’t reblog this unfollow me right now
Tbh I think I would love my friend even more I wouldn't mind I would support her or him in the transgender thingy mi bob
Everything about this is perfect from his voice, to his hair, to his hand, to his god damn eyebrows!
classifiedluke sex
baby boyyyyy mmmm why you play me like this Tori fivesecsofbummers
Oooooooo lala that sexy man to sexy😏
yall look I fucking hate bryana she’s gross she’s a fat shamer and I just don’t think that’s cool??? but u know what??? that doesn’t mean I’m gonna send hate to her or be rude to her bc I don’t know her relationship with Ashton I don’t know what goes on between them like??? if he’s happy he’s happy and I don’t have to be happy about who he’s with but he doesn’t have to give a shit that people don’t like her so
even if u don’t like her just don’t send hate ok just chill she hasn’t done anything to fans yet so
I'm happy with him "being" with Her I guess I mean even though like There relationship is not like confirmed yet I'm still happy when I saw them together I was like "hkahamgnskhsks they so cute together" honestly people who sent hate I see them kinda as fake fans because all you want for the band is to be happy but sending hate to their girlfriend is like hurting them and your making them sad because they probably thought you supported them in everything...but like your up To date with what's happening but you sending hate and know that when your hurting Bryana or any of there girlfriends your basically hurting them.. Because it's not fair at all. Like imagine this: you go out with Ashton or Michael or Luke or Calum the fam finds out and starts sending hate.. How would you feel.?? Would you like getting the hate from the fam..?? Because I wouldn't so like yea STOP SENDING HATE TO BRYANA IF YOU ARE
this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
wHY THE FUCK
I wish I was his mic...... But unlike his mic I would be like (*uses tongue*-*kisses him*)
FUCK ITS BACK
back when they were actually the same height
Okay abut like look at there arms
FUCK ITS BACK
back when they were actually the same height
Why is Michael's nose touching Calum's head..???
one of my fave scenes from anything
the beginning…
DYING
I am DyInG over here 😂
whatever you do DON’T make the same mistake i did & click it i’m warning you
Click it.
DONT CLICK IT DONT I CANT SLEEP NOW
D O N T
I hate tumblr so much, now I can’t sleep :“”(((((
WELP I’M NOT SLEEPING ANYTIME SOON
Click it
I think it’s fake
IM CRYING----IM NEVER GOING TO SLEEP AGIAN----IM NEVER GONG OUTSIDE AGAIN---😭😭😭😭😭
OH NO THIS GUY I USED TO HAVE A THING WITH FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER I HAVE TO DELETE SO MANY SUBTWEETS HELP
OHHHHH NOOOOO HE TEXTED ME I WASNT FAST ENOUGH OH MY GOD
OH NOOOOO IT GOT WORSE
I HAVE MADE THINGS SO MUCH WORSE HELP I AM IN THIS HOLE SO DEEP
OH NO
I hope you don't die😀
THIS IS ALL THAT MATTERS
BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS
*dies from to much cuteness*
my little brother just fucking threw a milk carton at me wtf how dairy
Why did you make me read this?
I was hit by a pencil today and I started to think what if that pencil made a hole in me and then people would use me as a pencil sharpener but then I would die because to much of the pencil shaving thing will hurt my booty hole when I take a dump
wait for it
I could punch him in the face for that
I think he wants me to die--😵
