[Source] [Convict Collars]

@nightmare-xox

I saw the Grinch on the highway today on his way to ruin Christmas

Ayyeeee he’s right by my house

THIS IS FUCKING WITH MY BRAIN

reblogging to fuck with someone else. 

I thought my phone fucked up

I THOUGHT THIS FUCKING SITE BROKE AGAIN

What the fuck

Bruh STAAAHHPP

From here

Nants ingonyama bagithi baba [There comes a lion] Sithi uhhmm ingonyama [Oh yes, it's a lion] Nants ingonyama bagithi baba Sithi uhhmm ingonyama Ingonyama

I FINALLY KNOW THE FUCKING WORDS

it’s so funny to see the translated words though because you think it’s like some really profound chanting and really it’s just

yup

that’s a lion

this movie’s about a lion

just reassuring you that yes indeed lions are here

pullhoever:

when i compare my grades with the ones of my friends and i’m better than them

When you’re with the squad and your jam comes on..

THAT CAR IS TOO LIVE!!! Imagine as you’re walking home and they’re just gettin it. I’m joining in.

zmovesinsilence givingyouthebestthatigot

🚶🏾🚶🏾🚶🏾🚶🏾😂😂

88panzerss

PSA: Parents. Please do not emotionally manipulate your children.

They will grow up completely untrusting with a general sense of sadness and guilt.

Manipulation includes:

- “I just wish [something passive aggressive involving your child]”

- “You do whatever you want to do.” and then getting mad when they make the “wrong” choice

- Not believing them when they tell you something someone did or said to them, including their friends, your friends, family members, or even you

- Doing something shitty and then pretending you didn’t in hopes they’ll forget?

- Getting upset when they open up to you. About anything. Even if it’s something angering or disappointing. Don’t show them it’s dangerous or counterproductive to talk to you.

- Making them feel bad for the friends/significant others they choose, career path (or lack thereof), school choice (or lack thereof), gender/sexuality (or lack thereof) literally anything that either they didn’t choose or that they would be miserable without

- Do NOT EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES pressure them to talk to you about personal things.

- Kids do not owe their parents anything. They did not choose to be born. You chose to get pregnant/chose to carry to term/chose to raise a baby (even if you didn’t choose all of these things, you at least chose one) under the assumption that you would love this child no matter what.

this post means so much to me.

nightmare-royal midnight213 88panzerss

Mcdonalds worker:“I’m a magician &  can make the penny disappear under the water bottle. look for it in the bottle”  

somebody said it

same.

Thanks for the submission illmatic_srt4! https://instagram.com/p/4aBR2OqFaz/