"Time to bleed that attitude out of you."
"....did you mean 'beat'?"
*picking up a knife* "I did not."
i have to remember that "you should kill them with hammers" is not normal advice to give bc every time someone says they dont like someone else all i can think of to say is you should kill them with hammers.
the walls of my bedroom have grown hands and are choking me to death
in junior year of highschool my art teacher would let our ceramics class play music of our choice off of her desktop. we usually used spotify or youtube but she did have one album downloaded on her computer. it was a halloween sound effects/ambience collection. i dont remember why she had it. there was a track on there called "burning screams" which was exactly what it sounds like. just a cacophony of screams alongside crackling fire. she only let us play it on very special occasions, and we would cheer and jump with joy every time. it was like a pizza party to us
please imagine 6 teenagers with giant sad puppy eyes looking at a dear sweet 50 something year old art teacher and asking "may we please hear burning screams"
i dont know where burning screams came from. ive looked. its lost media to me. burning screams is my white whale
Track 3 "Burning Screams" on "Scary Sounds of Halloween"
Here's burning screams from this cd.
actually i experience “body horror” every day. because. um. i have one
sorry but there's simply not a malewife on the level of joel hammond from santa clarita diet. his wife turned into an undead flesh eating monster and he was like sweetie of course i will find people for you to kill and eat. i love you so much. i'm going to go have a panic attack.
i love O_o because it's such a silly little emoji but it also feels like it'd be a completely reasonable reaction to being told that someone was murdered at the party you're attending and everyone present is now a suspect
i love it when blood splatters the camera lens in shows and films during a violent scene not just because gore and violence are awesome (they are) but because there's something about getting blood on the fourth wall that fascinates me. not breaking it, just forcing you to acknowledge it and your place pressed up against it, watching the spectacle unfold.




